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  • 26 May, 2016  |
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Gambling software developer - Microgaming, has signed a contract with the William Hill (Bookmaker company) and opened access to their Quickfire mobile applications and to the whole gaming ecosystem of the Microgaming company.

William Hill will work with Microgaming


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  • 2 May, 2016  |
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Today playing online has become as trivial as reading the news. People use their phones to download and install games thanks to the easy to use app stores online, limited only by the storage on their handsets (which is slowly disappearing thanks to the increasing size of memory cards). But some games are not that easy to access. Hidden behind a great barrier of free (and less free) social games, real money gaming services like those offered by the Royal Vegas online casino are out of sight. This short guide will help you get started here in five easy steps.

Getting Started at Royal Vegas in Five Easy Steps


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  • 21 Dec, 2012  |
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Slot games are the most popular choice for many visiting online casino sites – particularly those who are not especially knowledgeable or experienced when it comes to casino games – because they are very easy for new casino players to get to grips with, and do not require large sums of money to play. Thus new slot games at the top online casino sites are hugely anticipated by the players and there is a lot riding on the success of them for the sites; and one of the latest games to be launched is Fighting Fish. So how good is this game?

Fighting Fish Slot Game Review


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  • 19 Jun, 2009  |
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Ok, these facts have not been independently verified, so take them with a pinch of salt, sugar, vinegar, whatever…

1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.(Like THAT makes sense.)

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)

3. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (…so they’ll never know they went blind?)

4. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time…



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  • 19 Jun, 2009  |
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A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. “Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”



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  • 19 Jun, 2009  |
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Ok, these are not actual Chinese proverbs (I checked), so let’s just call them Hollywood stereotyped Chinese proverbs. (Pretty sure you can imagine Mr Miyagi saying one of these to karate kid!)

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.



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  • 18 Jun, 2009  |
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A wife was beginning to worry about her and her husbands non-existent sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage.

Her friend gave her some advice that always worked with her own husband. She told the woman that every day before her husband was due back home from work, she puts on her birthday suit and waits at the top of the stairs for him to arrive. when he does, he sees her and cannot resist her and they have wild passionate sex.



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  • 18 Jun, 2009  |
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Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, “My son is a home builder and he’s so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free.”

The second man said, “My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He’’s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs.”



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  • 18 Jun, 2009  |
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A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

“How much does it cost for engineer brain?”

“Three dollars an ounce.”

“How much does it cost for programmer brain?”



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  • 17 Jun, 2009  |
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Usually everyone who has a dog would call him Rover or something, well I call mine “Sex”. Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew how embarrassing until one day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A police officer came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o’clock in the morning. I said, “I was looking for Sex.”

My court case comes up next Thursday.

One day I went to City Hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted, I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said “I would like to have one too!” When I said “But this is a dog,” he said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “You don’t understand. I’ve had Sex since I was two years old.”



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