A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, ‘If you can catch me, you can have me.’

A manager at a General Store is teaching a young, newly hired boy how to sell people more than they really want. Suddenly, a man walks in asking for a bag of lawn seed. The manager walks up to him and says, “Of course. But you will be wanting a lawn mower, too, right?”

The man asks, “Why would I be?”

The manager replies, “Because when the lawn seed grows, you’ll need something to cut the grass with.”

Typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don’t expect any hassle from you.

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He looks like a cross between a battered children's toy and a pink potato. Meet Spud, the spineless hedgehog. Staff at Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital in Buckinghamshire, who have been caring for him since August, are baffled by his condition.

Gwon Osang, a contemporary Korean artist, uses hundreds of photographs of his subjects to create remarkable 3D sculptures.

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This is submarine “Typhoon” as it was called in NATO documents or “Shark” as it was called in Russia. It is considered to be the biggest submarine in the world, with over than 170 meters (515 feet) long and 23 meter (70 feet) wide. It can carry 20 ballistic nuclear missiles and there were only six of those built. Only 3 left intact, but are staying now out of service with armament control blocks detached according to the agreement between USSR and USA signed by M. Gorbachev. Without those they are way too peaceful.

Why do you need to make plenty of little burgers if you can do one enormous burger for all ;)

In fact, this is not even the paint but a special wrapper.
Normally, I don’t like this kind of car tuning, but I must admit, it looks quite impressive.

Please, stop the Earth, I'll get off :))

Have a look at it right now!

This gothic structure was the home of the Tennessee State Prison from 1898 to 1992. As years passed, overcrowding, prison break attempts, and riots gave the penitentiary a somewhat notorious reputation. The years took its toll on the structure as well, until it was ultimately decommissioned and a new facility was opened that could handle a larger population of inmates. Not everyone has left though, since there are reports of a various paranormal phenomena reported at the facility. Cell doors are said to open and slam, disembodied voices are heard, and apparitions have been sighted...

What do you get when take a 1969 Subaru Sambar Kei micro truck and add voluptuous Italian leather, Ferrari badges and a machined ball-top shifter? A super cute, yet macho 1969 Ferrari Micro Truck.

Liquid Measure - fill all the pots 100% with water to complete each level! Use the given pieces to control the flow. The capacity of pots and tanks are displayed. Don’t waste a drop of valuable water.

SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY - Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony. “It was weird” Fullmer said. “I was in London and like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, “great weather, eh?” and I thought “wait a minute, no way is it great weather”. Fullmer then realised that the other man’s ‘mistake’ was in fact deliberate.

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.

Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is Called “Mate Match”. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers “yes”, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

I love to drink coffee, sleep, go out, party with my kittens, shop, go to basketball games, theater, concerts, events & umm... listening to music...

Now THIS is what I call fashion. A zipper dress. It’s made of 120 zippers and can pretty much be worn any way you want… just unzip different pieces and viola, a mini dress, a knee length dress, a 2 piece skirt & top, a belly baring dress, or whatever you want it to be.

It must be heavy though, and can you imagine all those zippers rubbing on your skin??? Not to mention the pinch factor if you’re not careful… OUCH!!!

Dutch designer Joost van Bleiswijk has designed a cardboard office interior for new Amsterdam advertising office Nothing. Using the same method of construction as his No Screw No Glue project, van Bleiswijk created the interior using over 500 square metres of reinforced cardboard. The 1500 separate pieces were slotted together using no glue or fixings.

Scientists sailed out to have a closer look at the eruptions of an undersea volcano off the coast of Tonga in the South Pacific Ocean today. Tonga's head geologist, Kelepi Mafi, said there was no apparent danger to residents of Nuku'alofa and others living on the main island of Tongatapu. Officials also said it may be related to a quake with a magnitude of 4.4 which struck last March 13 around 35 kilometers from the capital at a depth of nearly 150 kilometres.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Middle-aged men often counter the trauma of divorce by seeking a new sense of purpose in a hobby. For some it's golf; others turn to fixing up vintage cars. But Tony Alleyne has boldly gone where few others have been - transforming his flat into an amazingly accurate replica of a Star Trek set.

Fiction blockbuster "Terminator" has a lot of fans from all over the world. To tell the truth, I love watching Terminator and watched all 3 movies. But the interesting fact is that "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" and "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" have very similar storyline and are much the same. Look after the jump.

Some activists, US patriots, decided to start a redesign project of the American dollar.
I want to show you the samples that already exist.