Marriage Rules

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Typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”

His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that sex starts only at seven o’clock, not any later.”

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№1 Author: raymond.wendt (8 Apr 2011 03:57) Total user comments: 9115

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well... I could actually live with that.

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