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  • 28 May, 2009  |
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Chuang Chuang the panda has been spending his days in front of a big screen television watching panda porn. Authorities at the Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand hope the images will encourage him to mate with his partner, Lin Hui, and serve as an instructional lesson in how to do it right :)

Panda "Porn" (6 pics)


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  • 28 May, 2009  |
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Defend yourself from the waves of alien zombies in this platformer/brawler game. Controls: Arrow keys to move, ASD or ZXC to attack. Spacebar to jump.

Rabid


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  • 28 May, 2009  |
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1. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.

2. A Los Angeles man who later said he was “tired of walking,” stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.

3. A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise’s car into a river near Naples, Italy, in 1983. He managed to break a window, climb out and swim to shore — where a tree blew over and killed him.



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  • 28 May, 2009  |
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The following are supposed REAL answers given on exams by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school (i.e. Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders).

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at
the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,
“Guns don’t kill people. I do.”



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  • 28 May, 2009  |
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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party… As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:



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  • 27 May, 2009  |
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Funny picdump (135 pics)

Funny picdump (135 pics)

Funny picdump (135 pics)


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  • 27 May, 2009  |
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These unusual rugs are the battle rugs made in Afghanistan.
Women won’t obviously like it, but for men who like weapons it can be a cool thing!

Rugs for real men (12 pics)



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  • 27 May, 2009  |
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WTF? )))


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  • 27 May, 2009  |
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Awesome... that was fun to watch!

The fishing dog (9 pics)


  • Category: Cars  |
  • 27 May, 2009  |
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The new Porsche museum stands on a conspicuous junction just outside Porsche Headquarters in Zuffenhausen. The display area covers 5600 square meters featuring around 80 exhibits, many rare cars and a variety of historical models.

The museum (official opening: 31 January 2009) is open Tuesday to Sunday from 9am to 6pm. Entrance price: 8 euros (4 euros for concessions, children 14 years and under get in for free when accompanied by an adult).

The museum was designed by the architects Delugan Meissl. The design concept is based on a model by HG Merz who was also involved in the building of the award winning Mercedes Benz museum.

The Porsche Museum (51 pics)


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  • 27 May, 2009  |
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21-year-old Katie Kirkpatrick Godwin held off her cancer so she could have the happiest day of her life. She has battled cancer but it always returned. She had to use an oxygen tank to breath, the pain in the back was so strong it broke through the morphine and her organs were shutting down. Yet all these did not stop her from marrying Nick Godwin who loved her since the 11th grade. Katie got married on January 15, 2008. Five days later she died. That’s how love can beat even the toughest sickness.

The Story of Katie Kirkpatrick Godwin (11 pics)


  • Category: Cars  |
  • 27 May, 2009  |
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lol )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Story about a dirty Jeep (4 pics)


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  • 27 May, 2009  |
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Very funny sport :)
Sometimes skaters do crazy things...


Funny moments in Figure Skating (35 pics)

Funny moments in Figure Skating (35 pics)


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  • 27 May, 2009  |
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Pregnancy (latin graviditas) is the carrying of one or more offspring, known as a fetus or embryo, inside the uterus of a female. In a pregnancy, there can be multiple gestations, as in the case of twins or triplets. Human pregnancy is the most studied of all mammalian pregnancies.

Pregnancy (13 pics)


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  • 27 May, 2009  |
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Be carful girls!

The hottest men ever (20 pics)


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  • 27 May, 2009  |
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Some of you may find these pictures disturbing, so you should decide if you really wanna see it before entering the post.

Zimbabwean jail (23 pics)


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  • 27 May, 2009  |
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Animals in the role of clowns (43 pics)


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  • 27 May, 2009  |
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Bloons Tower Defense 3 - The third version of the popular tower defense flash game. Build towers, get money and buy better weapons, do not leak!

Bloons Tower Defense 3


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  • 27 May, 2009  |
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”

Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,”



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  • 27 May, 2009  |
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A man & his wife are in bed one night. The wife wants a bit of action from her husband, but he doesn’t even acknowledge that she’s there, he just continues reading a book. She keeps waiting & waiting for him to make his first move, but he doesn’t, so she gets disqusted & goes to sleep. 10 minutes later, she feels his fingers in her vagina, and says, “oh fred you finally want me?” He replies, “nah, I’m just wetting my fingers to turn the page”



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  • 27 May, 2009  |
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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car’s bonnet.
male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

LESBIAN (lez-bee-an) n.
female: A woman who makes love to another woman.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch.



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  • 26 May, 2009  |
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Funny picdump (133 pics)

Funny picdump (133 pics)

Funny picdump (133 pics)


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  • 26 May, 2009  |
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In the north east of Iran on the border with Azerbaijan is a mountainous province, called…. Azarbayjan. At the foot of Mount Sahand in Kandovan, the villagers live in cave homes carved out from the volcanic rock.
The houses are of two to four storeys; the ground floor is used for animals, the first and maybe second floor as well, are used as living areas, whilst the top floor is used to store things.

Most houses face south so residents enjoy sunlight during the day. The houses have windows with decorative glass. It is said that the houses have an “air circulation system that keeps the homes cool in summer and warm in winter”, but I suspect it is the great thermal capacity of the whole mountain rock that is doing the work. Nowadays the houses have electrical connection, water piped in and even waste plumbing.
The Sahand is well known for its spring-water which is believed to be able to cure diseases. A river runs through the valley in the village, providing water for the agricultural terraces and animal husbandry.

Kandovan Cave Homes (19 pics)


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  • 26 May, 2009  |
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How it is possible to live in such dirt?

We all dirty pigs - PART 2 (20 pics)

We all dirty pigs - PART 2 (20 pics)


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  • 26 May, 2009  |
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))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Japan Toilet (3 pics)


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  • 26 May, 2009  |
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Capoeira is an Afro-Brazilian art form that combines elements of martial arts, games, music, and dance. It was created in Brazil by slaves brought from Africa, especially from present day Angola some time after the 16th century. It was developed in the regions known as Bahia, Pernambuco and Rio de Janeiro. Participants form a roda, or circle, and take turns either playing musical instruments (such as the Berimbau), singing, or ritually sparring in pairs in the center of the circle. The sparring is marked by fluid acrobatic play, feints, and extensive use of sweeps, kicks, and headbutts. Less frequently used techniques include elbow strikes, slaps, punches, and body throws. Its origins and purpose are a matter of debate, with theories ranging from views of Capoeira as a uniquely Brazilian folk dance with improvised fighting movements to claims that it is a battle-ready fighting form directly descended from ancient African techniques...

Capoeira (60 pics)


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  • 26 May, 2009  |
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Any ideas?
The answer after the jump.


What is this? (29 pics)


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  • 26 May, 2009  |
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Piracy off the Somali coast has been a threat to international shipping since the beginning of Somalia's civil war in the early 1990s. Since 2005, many international organizations, including the International Maritime Organization and the World Food Programme, have expressed concern over the rise in acts of piracy. Piracy has contributed to an increase in shipping costs and impeded the delivery of food aid shipments. Ninety percent of the World Food Programme's shipments arrive by sea, and ships have required a military escort. According to the Kenyan foreign minister, Somali pirates have received over US$150 million during the 12 months prior to November 2008...

Piracy in Somalia (30 pics)

Piracy in Somalia (30 pics)


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  • 26 May, 2009  |
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Would you like to have such a guest some day?
I guess it will be really unexpected, take a look at this photos to know why.

Mad Billy Goat (12 pics)


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  • 26 May, 2009  |
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Sexy Aviation (61 pics)