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  • 16 Apr, 2009  |
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The price of everyone such flanks with centenary cognac – about 500 000 euros.
Is wishing to get it?

Rémy Martin, divine drink (8 pics)


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  • 16 Apr, 2009  |
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A little boy looks up at his father and asks, “Dad, what’s politics?”

Dad says, “Well, son, let me try to explain it to you this way.” I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me “Capitalism.” Your Mom is the administrator of the household, so we’ll call her “The Government.” We’re here to take care of your needs so we’ll call you “The People.” The nanny works hard all day for very little money so, we’ll consider her “The Working Class.” And your baby brother… we’ll call him “The Future.”



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  • 16 Apr, 2009  |
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They’re bound to terrorize all tech support personnel sooner or later — the call from hell. These are calls from people without a clue in their heads. They call tech support lines and refuse to get off until the tech support staff members on the other end have lost all remnants of their sanity. The callers invariably exhibit both incompetence and belligerence, either of which is fully capable of driving even the strongest to the height of frustration or the brink of frenzied hysteria. The content of these calls is a conglomeration of computer stupidities of every variety, glued together with so thick a haze of idiocy, it will cause instant and complete gray hair to anyone remotely associated. Be forewarned...



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  • 16 Apr, 2009  |
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Captain Queeg goes into a harbor bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet $50.00 that no one here has a musical instrument that this here octopus can’t play.”

The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old mandolin. The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes it, and starts playing a few choruses of “Rawhide.” Captain Queeg quickly pockets the fifty bucks.

The next bar patron comes up with a trumpet. The octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks its chops and starts playing “Stella By Starlight.” Yet another $50 is handed over to the smiling captain.



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  • 16 Apr, 2009  |
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A new and fun twist to the wildly popular Pacman game, except in this verson you are being chases by ghoulies. Fight back against the ghoulies by uisng your razor-sharp teeth to collect all of the dots.

Extreme Sketch-Pak


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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Reed more to see a post with huge number of pics...

Funny picdump (95 pics)

Funny picdump (95 pics)

Funny picdump (95 pics)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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On these pictures it is possible to see condemned cell interiors in one of prisons of California. The majority of pictures is devoted killing deadly injection, but on one the gas chamber (in it the chair, instead of a couch is established) is shown also.

Cell for execution of the death penalties in...


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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I can not understand till now, how such could occur... 33

How such it is possible?! (4 pics)



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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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Beautiful custom laptop. Good job!

Steampunk laptop (8 pics)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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Gruesome!

A corpse in a flank filled in with cement...


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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Mitasoff was born in the middle of 20 century and has died in psychiatric hospital in 1999. Had higher education, the economist, worked as the director of shop. Been ill, has covered all surfaces of the apartment with inscriptions, it is frequent in some layers. Now in apartment European-quality repair is spent. Separate inscriptions can be met in neighbouring court yard.

Madhouse. Mitasoff apartment (9 pics)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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As it is already accepted, the answer waits for you in continuation...

Cranberry Harvest (3 pics)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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1. We go throughout
2. When the picture will open - guide or clean from it the cursor and you will see as a photo looked earlier...

Photoshop miracles (17 samples)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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How you think, what it could be? At first sight the most usual container!
The answer in continuation...

What is this? (3 pics)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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The request of Englishmen not to take offence is only a joke.
I have warned )))

Sweden:

Difference between Swedish and English clubs


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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Its founder, Clemens F. Leonhardt, has established on this vast object the old aviation engine in volume in 4.1 litre and the maximum capacity in 350 h.p. It is not simply huge, and the present motorcycle-giant under name GUNBUS.

Giant with the engine in 350 h.p. (7 pics)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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Drive your dirt bike over some extreme territory and get your bike to the end landing zone in one piece.

TG Motocross 3


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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The Otis Elevator Company have announced the introduction of radical new technology in their latest range of lifts which actually increases the response time of the lift the more you press the call button. Following extensive consumer research, the company identified a niche in the market as elevators across the world were reported to be completely ignoring repetitive hole pressing.



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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, ‘How was the honeymoon?’

‘Oh, mama,’ she replied, ‘the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…’



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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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A blind guy walks into a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to the counter and orders a drink. After a while, he says loudly to the girl behind the bar: - “Hey, do you want to hear a really good joke about blondes?”...



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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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Funny picdump (95 pics)

Funny picdump (95 pics)

Funny picdump (95 pics)


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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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The dam "Three gorges" - is the biggest in the world.
It towers on 300 metres over a water level in the river Jantszy.
Frightening scales...

Greatest dam in the world (13 pics)


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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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Double Bike (8 pics)


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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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The danger scale is visible in last two photos...

Tin of day. Conditioner installation (6 pics)


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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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Here I understand it shish kebab...
It to you not a chicken meat kilogramme on 4 persons 04

As it is necessary to prepare a shish kebab (6 pics)


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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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...and the world can wait... :)

The Most Extreme Sex (5 pics)


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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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Initially children had an old Mercedes, but it is a little efforts and money can have transformed this car into quite beautiful vehicle.

In my opinion it has not bad turned out...

Cool tuning of a Mercedes (5 pics)


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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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National Afghani game. Everyone for itself.
The purpose as it is possible to keep longer "a game shell".
In a role of "a game shell" the brainless goat acts.

Weird... 18

National Afghani game of Buzkashi (17 pics)


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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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Whether Chinese Juan Daoshen trains the ten years' daughter before a heat through La Manche. The girl floats each time with the connected hands and feet on two-three kilometres in cold water of the river Sjan...

Father - sadist (2 pics)


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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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Cool Computer Case Mods (43 pics)


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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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Very lovely and amusing photos with puppies and kittens.
I hope to you this small collection of a positive will be pleasant.

Excellent mood on Tuesday (29 pics)


Run

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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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I was teaching a very basic class in BASIC programming to a group of adults. Adults who have never been around computers before are very nervous and much harder to teach than children, however I am a patient person so I enjoy their successes.
However, I must share the following:



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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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There was a man named Sulio and Sulio knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, “Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!” His boss doesn’t believe him, so he says “No you do not know everyone in the whole world” but Sulio says “Yes I do!” so Sulio’s boss says “Well prove it!” then Sulio says “Pick someone… and I know them!”

Well Sulio’s boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. “Tom Selleck! I bet you don’t know Tom Selleck!” Sulio says “Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!” but Sulio’s boss says “No you weren’t!” then Sulio says “Yes we were!” so they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck’s house. Sulio knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Sulio goes “Tom!!!” and Tom goes “Sulio!” and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio’s boss can’t believe it. But then he thinks “Well that could happen, it’s just one person,” so he tells Sulio and Sulio says “OK, pick somebody else!”



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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs.



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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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Perform many acrobatic flight maneuvers as you try to fly through as many rings consecutively without missing any within the alloted amount of time.

Stunt Pilot