Seems a waste to put such an ugly face on such BIG tits...

Take a look at this stupid joke))

Strokkur is a geyser in the geothermic region beside the Hvítá River in Iceland.

Strokkur is only a few meters away from Geysir. However, unlike Geysir which erupts infrequently and may be dormant for years at a time, Strokkur erupts very reliably every 5-10 minutes, hurling boiling water to heights of up to 20 metres (70ft) towards the sky.

Michael Poliza is a successful German IT entrepreneur who sold his companies in 1997 and started an expedition photographing the remote wildernesses of the world especially in South Africa. His work has been widely published in magazines that includes National Geographic, Nature’s Best Photography, Africa Geographic and Travel Africa.

Visitors to the Ukrainian resort town of Truskavets, already renowned for its life-preserving mineral springs, will soon be able to tempt fate by drinking in the world's largest coffin.

The coffin, 20 metres long, six metres wide, and six metres high will be called Eternity and is the brainchild of a local group of undertakers. 'Thirty cubic metres of pine have been used for the construction,' said Andri, one of those behind the new enterprise. He refused to give his surname.

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, “You’re lucky that you don’t have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker.”

Janet responded. “Just because I am considered ugly, doesn’t mean I don’t have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances.”

Hillary asks, “Well how do you deal with the problem?”

To set this up, I’ve been married for nearly 25 years. The other day I took a look at my wife said, “Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV… but I got to sleep with a hot 25 year old blonde every night.”

“Now, we have a $300,000.00 house, a $50,000.00 car, a nice big bed and plasma screen TV… but I’m sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

The Blondes at the college university felt like they just didn’t fit in. Everywhere on campus they felt ridiculed and were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos out for sex. They wanted to feel like blondes belonged at the school.

A few of them pressured the administration to set up a new department especially for blondes. After much discussion, the university agreed and set up the Blonde Education Department.

A remake of the Nintendo classic where the mission remains the same, get to the end of the level alive and collect as many rings as you can.

Don’t worry, it can only happen in Russia )))

KFMB meteorologist Shawn Styles reports on a rare find off the Gulf of Mexico, as a photographer named Sandra Critelli who was able to capture the migration of thousands of rare cow-nosed rays. These are some amazing photos. Take a look:

Toronto contractor Aurthur Weeden built the home in 1912 on a narrow strip of land that the city forgot
to turn into a proper driveway. The lot is just 7.5 feet wide and 113 feet deep.

Completely Re-Done Top-To-Bottom, Front-To-Back!'
Tumbled stone entrance walk
Renovated Bath
Renovated kitchen with newer stove, new cabinets and new stacked washer/dryer
Bedroom with Murphy bed + 'Built-Ins'
- doubles as den!
Walk-out to fenced patio
100-amp service
2 satellite dishes and receiver
Window A/C Available

We’re not so sure whether this accident is due to human error or mechanical failure (maybe some of our Estonian readers like Henri and Kaarel can help us with this one), but fact is that this train that arrived to the Tallinn station in Estonia from Moscow, Russia, didn’t stop where it was supposed to. As you can see in these pictures from “Delfi”, the train came to a halt just inches away from the Tallinn station building. The owner of the BMW 5-Series that was parked in front of the station wasn’t so fortunate as the train rammed the driver’s side of the car.

Very cute :)

So so so cool!
That's really wicked! Incredible works!

Baikonur Cosmodrome, also called Tjuratam, is the world's first and largest operational space launch facility. It is located in the desert steppes of Kazakhstan, about 200 kilometers (124 mi) east of the Aral Sea, north of the Syr Darya river, near Tjuratam railway station. The facility derives its name from a wider area known as Baikonur and is also traditionally linked with the town of Zhezqazghan. It is leased by the Kazakh government to Russia (currently until 2050) and is managed by the Russian Federal Space Agency.

Hypnoboobs!
Fantastic stuff. Really.

Just imagine somebody pushing some pieces of metal under your skin until they fit into place.Sure being unique isn’t easy, but this is too much… at least for me.

Peter Lippmann is a still life photographer who, though born in New York, has been living and working in Paris for the last 15 years. He has collaborated with the most famous French brands (Cartier, Guerlain, SFR Telecom, SNCF Rail, Pierre Gagnaire), as well as international brands such as Nicolas wines, Minute Maid, Chianti, Downy, Wilkinson Sword and is regularly published in magazines such as Vogue, New York Times Magazine, Marie Claire and Le Figaro. His flexible nature and bilingualism mean he’s equally happy shooting in London, Paris or New York.In his free time, he writes and sings in Parisian rock band ‘Zee Mutts’, whilst sporting a mean trilby.

Here is some of his photo work...

This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look down the bar and see a man sitting there with a head the size of a cue ball. So he walked down and said to the man, “Excuse me sir, I don’t mean to be rude but I noticed you have a small head. Is this a birth defect?”

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what’s your story?”

So the first man replies: “Well, for a while I’ve suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early and try to catch her red handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn’t reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn’t you know it, he wouldn’t fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn’t stand that for long, so he let go and fell but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony.”

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he’d be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. “What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked.
“Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”
“Oh, Bill, you didn’t.”

Your objective is to shoot and kill as many of the zombies as you can before they come after you and kill you.

Funny fu**ing driver :)

An ATM skimmer is a portable card reader that thieves attach to the front of a legitimate ATM (Automatic Teller Machine).

The ATM skimmer is disguised as a normal ATM card reader. ATM customers are tricked into inserting their ATM cards into the skimmer and entering their PIN codes on the keypads.

Emergency surgery was performed to save an Australian snake that swallowed four golf balls after mistaking them for chicken eggs.

A couple discovered the one-metre (three-foot) python at their property with four bulges in its stomach and realised it had eaten golf balls placed on nests in a chicken coop to calm broody hens.

Interesting pictures to look at.
It must be very hard job to do.

SKYplay depicts a composition dominated by use of the sky & real clouds at that moment with another object.