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  • 27 Apr, 2009  |
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Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what’s your story?”

So the first man replies: “Well, for a while I’ve suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early and try to catch her red handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn’t reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn’t you know it, he wouldn’t fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn’t stand that for long, so he let go and fell but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony.”



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  • 27 Apr, 2009  |
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he’d be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. “What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked.
“Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”
“Oh, Bill, you didn’t.”



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  • 27 Apr, 2009  |
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Your objective is to shoot and kill as many of the zombies as you can before they come after you and kill you.

Boxhead 2


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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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Funny picdump (98 pics)

Funny picdump (98 pics)

Funny picdump (98 pics)


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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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Funny fu**ing driver :)

Accident damage (5 pics)


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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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An ATM skimmer is a portable card reader that thieves attach to the front of a legitimate ATM (Automatic Teller Machine).

The ATM skimmer is disguised as a normal ATM card reader. ATM customers are tricked into inserting their ATM cards into the skimmer and entering their PIN codes on the keypads.

ATM Card Skimmers (10 pics)


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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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Emergency surgery was performed to save an Australian snake that swallowed four golf balls after mistaking them for chicken eggs.

A couple discovered the one-metre (three-foot) python at their property with four bulges in its stomach and realised it had eaten golf balls placed on nests in a chicken coop to calm broody hens.

Snake misses the birdie, swallows golf balls...



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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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Interesting pictures to look at.
It must be very hard job to do.

Cool 3D Art (29 pics)


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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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SKYplay depicts a composition dominated by use of the sky & real clouds at that moment with another object.

SKYplay (59 pics)


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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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How to Fix an Overhmy computer overheats, i guess after some time of playing CSS. CPU get to around 46 *C and my computer just freeze. The cpu fan came with my cpu so it was never changed and could this be cousing the problem ? or is it power supplyer ? iam realy getting annoyed and worried because iam thinking to upgrade my video card soon and it would be realy disapointing if i wouldnt be able to use it for games. If it is CPU fan can u recomend me new one?

Is this familiar to you? )))))

Computer freezes/overheats (15 pics)


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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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Great shot and great colors, nice photo...
Really, WOW! :)

The Worlds Most Beautiful Beaches (23 pics)


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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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Look how cool our space is, sometimes it's seems like it's a movie, graphics or something like this. Let's take a look at this photos and I guess you will like them!

Space Photo (11 pics)


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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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These are pictures of funny cars and funny, weird car situations.

Funny car collection PART 2 (104 pics)


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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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Beach Volleyball Girls (75 pics)


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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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OMG, what fun shots :)
I recommend to take a look!


Oops! Funny Pictures! (66 pics)


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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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Like all ninjas you have an unquenchable thirst for knowlegde, so you are headed to N, a high advanced system to hone your skills.

N Ninja


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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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Three racehorses were sitting in a bar bragging to each other about their life accomplishments.
The first horse boasts “I’ve been in 59 races and I’ve won 35 of them.”
“That’s nothing,” says the second horse. “I’ve raced 97 times, and I’ve won 78 of them!”
The third horse joins in: “Well, I’ve raced 122 times and I’ve won 102!”



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Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parent’s room.

Finally, one morning he says to his mom, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you’re bouncing up and down on him.”



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  • 24 Apr, 2009  |
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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”

The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”



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  • 23 Apr, 2009  |
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Funny picdump (116 pics)

Funny picdump (116 pics)

Funny picdump (116 pics)


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  • 23 Apr, 2009  |
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Collection of adventures only found in China )))

Only in China (18 pics)


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  • 23 Apr, 2009  |
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Have you been looking for a way to truly puit part of yourself into your shitty poetry? Want to add that extra umph to your suicide note? Want to bleed for your art? This pen is for you my emo friend!

The kit appears to come with a syringe for removing your blood, and a separate mechanism for dispensing your blood onto a quill so you can write in your own blood. Man thats angsty.

Most Emo Pen Ever (3 pics + video)


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  • 23 Apr, 2009  |
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If you're looking for a relatively inexpensive project to work on and like building models, then making a beer can airplane is for you. Beer can airplanes make neat decorations for family rooms or home offices and also make great gifts. It takes just a couple of hours to make a beer can airplane, complete with a working propeller.

This project is just plane fun!

How to Build a Model Airplane out of Beer Cans


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  • 23 Apr, 2009  |
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OMG (8 pics)


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  • 23 Apr, 2009  |
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Sexy day! (74 pics)


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  • 23 Apr, 2009  |
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South Korean elementary and middle school students fall on a mud flat during a winter military camp for kids at a training camp in Ansan, south of Seoul...

Kids military training in South Korea (7 pics)


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  • 23 Apr, 2009  |
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Check out the amazing dirty car art work of Scott Wade, who does art on the rear windscreens of his very dirty car.

Amazing dirty car art by Scott Wade (32 pics)


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  • 23 Apr, 2009  |
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"Sexy Nightclub" (34 pics)


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  • 23 Apr, 2009  |
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Star Wars is an epic space opera franchise initially conceived by George Lucas. The first film in the franchise was simply titled Star Wars, but later had the subtitle Episode IV: A New Hope added to distinguish it from its sequels and prequels. It was originally released on May 25, 1977 by 20th Century Fox, and became a worldwide pop culture phenomenon, spawning two immediate sequels released in three-year intervals.

Kenny Baker (R2-D2)

Star Wars Heroes (12 pics)


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  • 23 Apr, 2009  |
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The Autofriedhof Gürbetal (historic car cemetery Gürbetal) is an impressive collection of rotting cars. Dumped by a spare parts dealer on the land behind his workshop since the 1930s the cars are in various stages of decay.

As they remained untouched for many years, nature reclaimed them back piece by piece.

Autofriedhof Gürbetal (34 pics)