When a girl proudly says her boyfriend doesn’t watch porn
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Walking down the street with my girl and another couple passes us, and I turn my head to check the other girls ass only to find her boyfriend doing the same
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When I find out the muscular, attractive douchebag at my work is also fluent in 6 languages and has a PhD
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When I pass a girl giving a dude roadhead
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When I see myself on video and realize that’s what I look like
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When my girlfriend says she missed her period
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When I get my dick in
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When I ask myself if I really do need to eat one more slice
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When I see Dat Ass
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When my friend drunkenly tells me he loves me!
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When I let out a slient fart while leaving my friend’s room
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As a senior, I read that my university is starting a scholarship that would have given me a full ride all 4 years
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When my wife goes to the store and leaves me with the kids for 30 minutes
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When someone passes me with the exact same perfume as my ex
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When I look at my bank account after a filthy weekend of partying
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The world’s reaction to terrorist messing with Canada