When a girl proudly says her boyfriend doesn’t watch porn
Walking down the street with my girl and another couple passes us, and I turn my head to check the other girls ass only to find her boyfriend doing the same
When I find out the muscular, attractive douchebag at my work is also fluent in 6 languages and has a PhD
When I pass a girl giving a dude roadhead
When I see myself on video and realize that’s what I look like
When my girlfriend says she missed her period
When I get my dick in
When I ask myself if I really do need to eat one more slice
When I see Dat Ass
When my friend drunkenly tells me he loves me!
When I let out a slient fart while leaving my friend’s room
As a senior, I read that my university is starting a scholarship that would have given me a full ride all 4 years
When my wife goes to the store and leaves me with the kids for 30 minutes
When someone passes me with the exact same perfume as my ex
When I look at my bank account after a filthy weekend of partying
The world’s reaction to terrorist messing with Canada