When my mom finds porn on my little brother’s computer and I take the blame for it
When I fart, leave the room, then hear my friends complain the smell
When I hear ANOTHER nurse in Texas has ebola
When my friend asks me how I’m doing since I finished college and didn’t move back home
When ISIS threatens to invade Russia during the winter
When I take my 8 year old niece to a PG movie and it has male strippers, says penis at least five times and shows a middle school aged girl getting drunk off cough syrup
When I got mad at my dogs for barking so loud only to find out there was a robbery right next door
Whenever I turn on my phone or laptop in the middle of the night
When our friend gets back together with his cheating ex and says “It’ll be different this time
When my dog and cat are fighting
When my girlfriend finally gets her period after being a few days late
When I get out of the shower and trying to decide if I can make it back to my room without any clothes on or if I should wear a towel
In middle school, when the teacher said: “Today we’re going to watch a movie
My 5 year nieces reaction when I give her an old copy of The Little Mermaid