When my mom finds porn on my little brother’s computer and I take the blame for it
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When I fart, leave the room, then hear my friends complain the smell
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When I hear ANOTHER nurse in Texas has ebola
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When my friend asks me how I’m doing since I finished college and didn’t move back home
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When ISIS threatens to invade Russia during the winter
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When I take my 8 year old niece to a PG movie and it has male strippers, says penis at least five times and shows a middle school aged girl getting drunk off cough syrup
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When I got mad at my dogs for barking so loud only to find out there was a robbery right next door
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Whenever I turn on my phone or laptop in the middle of the night
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When our friend gets back together with his cheating ex and says “It’ll be different this time
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When my dog and cat are fighting
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When my girlfriend finally gets her period after being a few days late
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When I get out of the shower and trying to decide if I can make it back to my room without any clothes on or if I should wear a towel
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In middle school, when the teacher said: “Today we’re going to watch a movie
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My 5 year nieces reaction when I give her an old copy of The Little Mermaid