This guy wanted his friends to come drink with him at the bar, so he copied and pasted one beer to convince them that they each had a pint waiting for them, and they weren't very happy when they arrived.
Sometimes people walking on the street can't be bothered to look up because they're too busy looking at their phones. Well, these new traffic lights have found a way to get their attention.
When she asked for a ticket to "that alien movie" she got a ticket to “Alien: The Covenant” but she thought she was going to see “Guardians Of The Galaxy” and she couldn't have been more wrong.