A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, sits down and orders a drink. Shortly after, the monkey starts jumping all over the place and acting crazy. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them… grabs some sliced limes and eats them… then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?” “No, what?” says the guy. “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!” says the bartender. “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me, he eats everything in sight. Quite an appetite. I’ll pay for the cue ball and other things he ate.” He the finishes his drink, pays the bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he’s back at the same bar again, monkey by his side as usual. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”

When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.

A very special trip during your vacation in Mexico is the "Tequila Express" tour. The trip starts at around 11 am in the train station of Guadalajara, where all guests are received with live mariachi music. Once the passengers are registered and assigned the color of the car, the train boards to depart at 11:00 am sharp. On the way to the town of Amatitan (lasting 1 hour and 30 minutes), snacks and drinks (open bar) are offered and you can listen mariachi music on the train. also, there is a narration of the history of the hacienda "San Jose Del Refugio" (home of "tequila herradura").

On the train you have the attention of the porters and hosts to make the trip a pleasant one. Upon arrival to Amatitan, you board the buses that take you to the "Hacienda San Jose Del Refugio". Later you will visit the manufacturing area of tequila, including the steam ovens, where the "Agave" is cooked. Then you go to the old distillery from the last century, where you can see the "Tahona", pulled by a mule and the ancient vats. After that, it is still time to visit the museum where a video is shown that illustrates the everyday tasks of the hacienda, and the "Jima (cutting) of the Agave".

After arrival in Tequila, you will be offered lunch (buffete-style) with typical Mexican dishes, with a show of folkloric dance, "Suertes Charras" and impressionists, along with mariachi music. There is a dance contest where the winning couple wins a gift from our hosts. The day ends dancing and singing in a kind of "Fiesta Mexicana" in gardens among trees, flowers, plants and animals. Later you will be transferred back to the train station by bus and the train will arrive in Guadalajara in the evening. Our driver will wait for you at the train station and will bring you back to your hotel.

On Sunday our driver will pick you up from the hotel to show you for 4 hours all interesting places of Guadalajara.

Today we will explore Africa. Africa is not like anything else, it’s unusual. Life, routine, relationships - everything is different from things what we are accustomed to.

Andressa Soares’s ass measures a formidable 46 inches around and she has seven different speeds of ass-shaking madness. It has catapulted the charming Rio-born girl from bit parts in music videos into the pop-star spotlight as the overendowed Watermelon Woman.

Another great collection of funny pictures.
Enjoy

From timeless classics to best forgotten pixel-poopers, this has it all. You've probably never even played a basketball game before but after this evolution you might be changed. Imagine going back to yourself as a child.

1990, Wing Commander



1990, Commander Keen

Best collection of Creative photography by Makku Landesmaki...
Its a mixture of animal photos, nature, funny, and some amazing places.
Very cool work! I recommend to view.

Upskirt is a slang term usually referring to up skirt photography, images of the view up a woman's skirt, including shots of a woman's underwear or crotch, or exposing her vulva or buttocks. Alternatively, an "upskirt" may be a video, an illustration, or simply a view.

Take a look what simple makeup and haircuts can do with girls. Some of them have changed cardinally. And on some pictures I can't even surely say what's better, "before" or "after".

Very impressive. These objects are made by 4 Russians guys. And if I get it right, they do it as gifts and adapt it for your personality or your tastes. For example, you can offer it to a person who is fond box ))

Such photos always fascinate me. I mean the color photos from the past, the older the better. These ones is no exception. We got used to see only black and white photos from the World War 2 - the color photography was very expensive at that times and actually was not widely implemented, and especially usually nobody took the expensive equipment to the battlefront. Still there are some color photos from the times where our grandfathers were young, like 70 years ago.

Republic of Indonesia, is a transcontinental country in Southeast Asia and Oceania. Indonesia comprises 17,508 islands, and with an estimated population of around 237 million people, it is the world's fourth most populous country, and has the largest Muslim population in the world.

German street artist Edgar Müller created the 3D work called "Ice Age" on a street in Dun Laoghaire, Ireland last August as part of the Festival of World Culture. Müller, who makes the streets his own screen, spent 5 days to create his latest work, with the help of 3 assistants on an area of 250 square meters.

A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.

When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: “There are no fish in there”.

A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club one day, and the conversation turned to the subject of their respective dogs, which were apparently quite extraordinary. A wager was placed on who had the most intelligent dog.

The physician offered to show his dog first, and called to the parking lot, “Hippocrates, come!” Hippocrates ran in, and was told by the doctor to do his stuff. Hippocrates ran to the golf course and dug for a while, producing a number of bones. He dragged the bones into the country club, and assembled them into a complete, fully articulated human skeleton. The physician patted Hippocrates on the head, and gave him a cookie for his efforts.

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can’t just turn her away, and orders the desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. To just ‘play along’ and humor her.

Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, “What’s 2+2?” “Ummm… 4!” the blonde says.

Dang, the officer thinks, so tries a harder one: “What’s the square root of 100?” “Ummm… 10!” the blonde says.

Octopus is currently the world's eighth largest superyacht, owned by Paul Allen, the co-founder of Microsoft, to whom it was delivered in 2003. Octopus is the third largest superyacht that is not owned by a head of state, measuring 414 feet (126 m).

Octopus sports two helicopters on the top deck (one in front and one on the back), and a 63-foot (19 m) tender docked in the transom (one of seven aboard). The yacht also has a pool on board, located aft on one of her upper decks, and two submarines: one operated by remote control for studying the bottom of the ocean. Side hatches at the water line form a dock for jet skis.

The exterior was designed by Espen Øino Naval Architects and built by the German shipbuilders Lürssen in Bremen and HDW in Kiel. Her hull is made of steel. The interior was designed by American designer Jonathan Quinn Barnett of Seattle.