A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a cinema. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, “Sorry sir, but you”re only allowed one seat.”
The man groaned but didn”t budge. The usher became impatient.
“Sir,” the usher said, “if you don”t get up from there, I”m going to have to call the manager.”

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If you’re very wealthy and you like camping or just traveling in your personal recreational vehicle, but you don’t want to leave your sport car at home, well this might be the perfect solution :)

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Take a look!

A man decided to make a gift to his 4-year-old son - a real car but with a size for his age. It was also a distraction for the child from his video games. To create a new car carcass, the body parts from three cars were needed! Here's how the "gift" looked at first. Check out the final result inside the post.

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Just crazy )))))))

A fascinating collection of beautiful wild animals in their exciting environment!
I recommend you to see them too )

Cool! I certainly got a chuckle out of it! I'd love to go to Russia myself & see some of this kind of stuff.

Nice pictures

The result is obvious )

Beautiful, but it is terrible...

A crusty looking old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a damn checking account.”
To which the astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!”

1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of sh*t.
2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. At the end of the trip, the Russian leader tells the African that in Russia they have a custom performed at farewells called “Russian Roulette” to demonstrate one’s courage. The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger…CLICK…empty chamber.

He hands the revolver to his African guest, and says, “Your turn.”

Here are some photographs of the Brazilian prison that give a mixed effect. On the one hand, the photos are quite professional and consequently interesting to look at. On the other, the reality they depict is very sad!