“In retrospect, I admit it was unwise to try to gain access to my house via the cat flap,” Gregor Knopf admitted to reporters in Bremen, Germany. “I suppose that’s the reason they’re called cat flaps, rather than human flaps, is because they’re too small for people, and perhaps I should have realized that.”

Knopf (41), a gardener from Bremen, was relating how he had become trapped in his own front door for 2 days, after losing his house keys. “I got my head and shoulders through the flap but became trapped fast around the waist. At first, it all seemed rather amusing, I sang songs and told myself jokes. But then I wanted to go to the lavatory. I began shouting for help, but my head was in the hallway so my screams were muffled.”

The following test was developed by a combination of top U.S. and European psychologists. The results are extremely accurate in describing your personality with one simple question.

Which is your favorite Teletubbie:
Yellow
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I am a mix of my parents... my eyes and nose is my mum my lips and smile from dad. Mysterious is better than naked truth... as for me... i am easy going and simple and complicated, passionate and calm, hot and cold... i believe in love and friendship...and i like to do crazy and spontaneous things... and one more i really try to live my life as i want it to be! I enjoy every little things... food... nature... smiles... i am comfortable to be with... i have class and i am honest and love life /art/cooking/and new knowleges...

I just love this country :)

The machine was based on a powerful (for the time) 16-bit single-chip K1801VM1 CPU, clocked generally at 3 MHz. It was almost perfectly compatible with Digital Equipment Corporation's LSI-11 line, though it lacked the EIS and further command set extensions. The manufacturer also closely copied the PDP-11's internal architecture. Each model had one free card slot, which was electrically, but not mechanically compatible with the Q-Bus. The first versions had 32 KB onboard DRAM, half of which was used as video memory. That was extended to 128 KB in later models, with video memory extended to two 16 KB pages.

Cool system? ))))))))

The Palm Islands are artificial islands in Dubai, United Arab Emirates on which major commercial and residential infrastructure will be constructed. They are being constructed by Nakheel Properties, a property developer in the United Arab Emirates, who hired the Dutch dredging and marine contractor Van Oord, one of the world's best specialists in land reclamation. The islands are the Palm Jumeirah, the Palm Jebel Ali and the Palm Deira...

A Zippo lighter is a refillable, metal lighter manufactured by Zippo Manufacturing Company of Bradford Pennsylvania. Thousands of different styles and designs have been made in the seven decades since their introduction. They are frequently collected. This zippo lighter is pistol.

This is the H6 Players Edition built in the usa for those that dont want that big limo, the truck features a lounge with bar and tv's with in motion sat system. The company that does this transformation claims this H6 can still handle the offroading the H2 can, yeah ok when the rear axle thats been added is just being draged along. This H6 is just for those wealthy American players that wanna be driven around in a big party truck. Well this is really a waste. P.S. For those that think H2's get really bad gas mpg well my H2 gets 9.4mpg My 2006 BMW M5 gets 8.7mpg and thats with M-mode off with it on im looking at 7.8mpg so please stop saying its guzzles there r a lot of cars out there that drink as much gas or more than these yes crapy american trucks, and it preforms great offroading ofr those that doent think so :)

This cat probably doesn't have a litter box, that's why he found a better place to do his dirty things...
Check it out after the jump.

Jeweler to the stars, Jason of Beverly Hills, transformed this $1 toy into a $140,000 dust-collecting bauble. Almost every surface of the car is covered in some type of precious stone. The car's 18-karat white-gold body shimmers with blue diamonds, the base features white and black diamonds, rubies are set in the car's taillights, and black diamonds were used on the car's tires. Even the tiny interior is jeweled as is the engine. There are 2,700 jewels on the car at a weight of nearly 23-karats.

I'm a journalist, translator and linguist from Moscow, Russia with Master's Degree with Honours from the Moscow State Linguistic University (one of the top universities in Russia), majoring in PR, Journalism and Foreign Languages (English and Spanish).

Wow, this is so cool! )))

One day there’s a couple of kids in a psychology class. The teacher stands up and says to the class “stand up if u think you’re stupid!” after about 5 minutes Little Johnny stood up and the teacher says...

Three friends were playing golf one beautiful Sunday morning, as usual, and they never missed a weekend. As one of them was about to take the first tee a guy, by himself, asked if he could join their flight. The friends looked at each other and figured “sure, why not,” as they haven’t played with anyone else in quite some time.

So they teed off and all four were getting along pretty well. Right about the turn, on the 9th hole, they were all chit chatting and getting to know one another. Curious, one of the friends asked the new guy what he did for a living and, funny enough, he told them he was a hitman. They all kind of laughed it off, and asked him again - this time seriously.

Pay attention to these because they can save you from some difficult times.

01. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
02. Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
03. War doesn’t determine who is right, only who is left.
04. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
05. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
06. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
07. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

The answer is after the jump...

Don't get me wrong, my first three months in Bombay have been tough but fun ..... but I was wondering, is this really the dirtiest city in the world? I can't think of a more littered, dusty and just plain filthy place anywhere else on earth - any other views?