An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, “I’ll do anything you want for 50 bucks.”

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, “Ooh dad, there’s one.” “No,” said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We’ll just wait.”

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, “Hey dad, he’s plenty big enough.” “No,” the father said. “We’d all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We’ll just wait.”

Fancy yourself a betting man but don’t have the balls to pull the trigger on a real gun? The Russian Roulette 2 carefully holds an inflated balloon in its clutches. Pull the trigger and you’ve got a one in six chance that the trigger loaded pin will fire, resulting in an ear blasting, but non lethal balloon explosion. Endless amounts of drunken betting can be yours for $16.

Trainhiking is very common in Russia. Some people do it for fun, some - for just saving the money.

A fellow in Poland has decided to build his dream car in his garage. And so far, it looks like he’s doing a pretty good job. He managed to capture quite a few key parts of the original design, such as the center seating, the gullwing/scissor doors, and the angled suspension.

In 2004 Connie Culp’s husband shot her in the face with a rifle. He wanted to kill her. Culp survived the attempt on her life, but her face seemed to be forever disformed. She could neither breath on her own, nor could she eat regular food – that is, until she got a face transplant.

I have spent most of my working life working in high rise building in the heart of New York City. I spent about 2 weeks working in Westchester County - about 25 miles north of the city where I live - and I hated every moment. Something about the excitement and action in the city makes it a great place to work. That is whay I don’t know how these people handle working in a long glass tube in he woods. From what I can find out this is the property of a Spanish design compnay of some sort. I don’t even see and ventilation in this place or a bathroom — god forbid someone has some chili.

A lot of people with bad breath! )))

The Honduran white bat cuts the side veins extending out from the midrib of the large leave of the Heliconia plant causing them to fold down to form a 'tent'. They cling to the roof of this tent in small colonies of up to half a dozen individuals, consisting of one male and a harem of females. The tent protects them from rain and predators. Most tent-making bats take flight at even slight disturbances, but researchers in Costa Rica...

Jürgen Chill's photographic series zellen is the closest you'll ever have to come to being inside a German prison cell. As if suspended from the ceiling above these tiny spaces, Jürgen's bird's eye perspective is applied to 9 different in-use cells across several German prison's.

Compare foods, find out where sugar is hiding, and see how much of the sweet stuff you're really eating.

NOOOOOO! Unless we're mistaken, the first recorded Corvette ZR1 crash's popped up on eBay, after the driver apparently lost control of Lutz's raging 638 HP hard-on, curbing it very hard. "Buy-It-Now" price? $97,500!

They are aliens from another planet.
Aliens with really long disgusting, not pretty what-so-ever, i think im gonna puke tounges :)

An old man lived alone in Idaho.
He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Daryl, who used to help him, was in Prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Daryl,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad

The balloon family are in bed, during the night there’s a thunder storm and the baby balloon is scared so he goes to his parents room and tries to squeeze in their bed.

It’s tiny so he lets some air out of his dad but still can’t get in so he lets some air out of his mum but he still can’t get in.

Desperate needs, he lets a lot of air out of himself and then fits in.

This bloke walks into the poshest restaurant in town!
“Where’s the god damn, mother fucking Manager you cock sucking arse wipe” he politely inquires to one of the waiters. The waiter is naturally taken aback and replies “excuse me sir but could you please refrain from using that sort of language in here, I will get the manager as soon as I can”.

The manager comes over and the bloke asks ” are you the chicken fucking, manager of this bastard joint?”.
“Yes sir, I am” replies the manager, “but I would prefer it if you could refrain from speaking such profanities in this, a private restaurant”.
“Fuck off” replies the bloke “and where’s the fucking piano?”
“Pardon says the manager”.

Look at Olga, one of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen. Hope you will like her too and will enjoy her photos.

These people gather in Uganda salt, and in such a difficult job Men are paid $30 a Week and Women are pain 60 Cents a Day.

Each crack on the body has to be sealed with Adhesive because if it hits the salt... it causes wild pain.
A Typical working day from dusk until dawn is depicted below in pictures.