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  • Category: Story  |
  • 18 May, 2009  |
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A selection of readers letters to “Viz”. Some old ones (seen in previous e-mails but still very funny) and some excellent new ones!

If the failed 21/7 bombers had just waited three more days, we’d all be calling them the 24/7 bombers. This would imply that they blow things up all day every day and, despite their actual lack of success, make them at least sound like they were good at bombing.



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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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Reed more to see a post with huge number of pics...

Funny picdump (91 pics)

Funny picdump (91 pics)

Funny picdump (91 pics)


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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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Hey, I'm a 20 year old girl from Russia. I'm at a college and kinda not in the mood to write such a bullshit. Ok, I like writing and I love all kind of history. Most of all art history. I like travelling and see new places. I'm a very relaxed and peaceful person :)

Olga (5 photo)


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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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"Go Wodka Extreme" is marketed as the world's first drink in a tube. It's fruit flavored vodka, containing 10.5% alcohol by volume. They also have a more modest line of tubes with just 4% ABV.

Vodka in a Tube (6 pics)


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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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Identical photos (5 gif)


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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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Weird but nice art by Alex Andreev, Russian artist.
He personally calls his style “Hermetic” whatever it could mean it’s worth taking a look.

Hermetic Art by Alex Andreev (54 pics)

Hermetic Art by Alex Andreev (54 pics)


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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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The snow rollers, some 2 feet high, were spotted near Craigmont, Idaho. A snow-covered icy field provided the perfect environment for a rare meteorological phenomenon known as snow rolls. The rolls are created during a snow storm by Mother Nature. The flurries fall on the icy field, making it impossible for the snow to stick. A small chunk of snow or debris is pushed along by the wind, and begins to build into a larger roll.

Cool :)

Mother Nature creates snow rolls (6 pics)


  • Category: Girls  |
  • 15 May, 2009  |
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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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Scary thing is... Mother looks more natural than daughter... Exept hair.

To be like daughter (6 pics)


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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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This advertisement rocks! Check it out!

Funny Advertisement (3 pics)


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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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I know, I know. The focus is a little off. You're hungry anyway, aren't you?

A Cool Sandwich (3 pics)


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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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It comes out that medical treatments differ from country to country. For example such disease as chickenpox is treated green in Russia. What do we mean under green? It’s literary green - people cover themselves from top to toe with a green substance. Some like to pose for camera in such condition and find it normal. Here is just a few of such.

Russian Chickenpox (17 pics)


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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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The biker has landed into... watch yourself.

Woops... (5 pics)


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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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Office prank (12 pics)


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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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Take aim at the enemy pirate ships and try to sink them all by shooting cannon balls at them!

Pirate Blaster


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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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A couple in their 80’s were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they are physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, “Where are you going?” “To the kitchen for a drink,” he replies. She asks, ” Will you get me piece of cake?” The husband says, “Sure.” She gently reminds him, “Don’t you think you should write it down so you don’t forget it?” He says, “No, I can certainly remember that!”



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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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Three Samurai were taking their last swordsmanship test with their Master. In front of each was a small box. The master approached the first Samurai and opened the box and out came a fly. In one fluid motion the sword swept thru the air, and into the box fell the fly - cut in half. The master replied “You are a true Samurai”
He moved to the second Samurai and opened the box. Out came the fly and in two slashes of the shinny sword four pieces of the fly fell back into the box. “Impressive” said the Master, “you are a true Samurai”



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  • 15 May, 2009  |
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The Native Americans asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, “Is this winter to be cold?”
The man on the phone responded, “This winter was going to be quite cold indeed.”



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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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Funny picdump (126 pics)

Funny picdump (126 pics)

Funny picdump (126 pics)


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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All in all, she’s an honest, lovely lovely girl who just hasn’t met Mr/Miss Right yet...if you think you could be him then get in touch. But please don’t get in touch if your into taking girls for a ride, it’s not nice and it’s not clever and she’s worth so so so much more than that :)

Anna (10 photo)


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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An autostereogram is an optical illusion of depth usually observed by allowing the eyes to focus behind an image (diverge), but also sometimes in front of the image (converge). These two methods are also known as wall-eyed and cross-eyed, respectively. The slight differences in vertical repetitions of figures or random dots create the illusion of depth in the 2D image, just as the slight difference in perspective between one's eyes creates the perception of depth on 3D objects and scenes.

According to Magic Eye, a maker of autostereograms, "most people prefer the diverging method". However, with normal stereograms, this imposes a limit on the size of the image, since there is a limit to how much the eyes diverge; images created for the cross-eyed method can be larger. If a stereogram is viewed with the wrong method, the depth information is seen 'reversed'; points intended to be in the background appear in the foreground and vice versa.

Autostereogram - part 2 (30 pics)


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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Google Maps is a web mapping service application and technology provided by Google, free (for non-commercial use), that powers many map-based services, including the Google Maps website, Google Ride Finder, Google Transit, and maps embedded on third-party websites via the Google Maps API. It offers street maps, a route planner for traveling by foot, bicycle, car, or public transport and an urban business locator for numerous countries around the world. It also can help find the location of businesses.

So... Find of today...

I love you, Google Maps! (7 pics)


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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Pencil and Charcoal Drawings (53 pics)


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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You have to hand it to the Japanese, they know violence sells and they market it like no other country can.

But this has to be the dumbest sport in history, two fat guys pounding each other with neon-rods until they’re both soaked in blood? I have no idea what this sport is called or who came up with the idea, but apparently it’s very popular in the Land of the Rising Sun, despite it’s obvious stupidity. I’d rather watch some K1 or UFC any day, this is just like wrestling only with real blood.

I wonder if those lamps are mercury free…if they’re not, do the fat guys know they could die from mercury poisoning?

OMG! Japanese Neon Lamp Fights (8 pics + video)


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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Do you remember your childhood? Sometimes it happened when you asked your mom to buy you a toy that you wanted so bad and she said "no", so all of a sudden all your dreams were broken. Well, look at those little Chinese children and say yourself that your childhood was not so bad ;))

Childhood may be different (11 pics)


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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A road crew in the outback of Australia happened to come across a snake enjoying a whole goanna for a meal. Pictures below o__O

Snake eating a goanna (11 pics)


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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The incident happened in Netherlands. An old lady on her little Fiesta crashed into a building. There was a lot of noise and smoke, but nothing serious. The reason is very simple and common for this type of accident - the old lady accidently accelerated instead of pushing the brake pedal …The guy that you’ll see in the post helped the old lady to get the car out of the building and he even repaired its wheel.

Old lady crashed into an apartment building!


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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About turn! Stand at attention! Undress... )))

Army girls photos (73 pics)

Army girls photos (73 pics)


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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Coolest Office of The World (3 pics)


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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Weight loss (4 pics)


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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Thats a wonderfull collection for sure, but does a man need all those cars?
I mean, really need...

It is situated in a small Italian town (30 pics)


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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Nice blues and bubbless ;)
Amazing shots!

Experiments whit underwater bubbles of air


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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Guide your Jeep around the track, using the arrow keys.

Land Rider


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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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A dog walks into a butcher shop, spends a number of minutes looking at the meat on display, and eventually indicates with a nod of his head and a bark that he would like some lamb chops.

The butcher, thinking the dog would know no better, picks up the lowest quality chops in the shop.

The dog barks furiously and continues to bark until the butcher selects the finest chops from the display counter.



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  • 14 May, 2009  |
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Snappy Answer #1
A stewardess was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”

Snappy Answer #2
A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at the supermarket, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the shelf stacker, “Do these chickens get any bigger?” He replied, “No, they’re dead.”