Thats a wonderfull collection for sure, but does a man need all those cars?
I mean, really need...

Nice blues and bubbless ;)
Amazing shots!

A dog walks into a butcher shop, spends a number of minutes looking at the meat on display, and eventually indicates with a nod of his head and a bark that he would like some lamb chops.

The butcher, thinking the dog would know no better, picks up the lowest quality chops in the shop.

The dog barks furiously and continues to bark until the butcher selects the finest chops from the display counter.

Snappy Answer #1
A stewardess was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”

Snappy Answer #2
A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at the supermarket, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked the shelf stacker, “Do these chickens get any bigger?” He replied, “No, they’re dead.”

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

I am a 20 year old Russian T-girl living in Moscow. I am currently a student of English. I like many styles of music and I like to dance and have fun. I particularly enjoy movies, although I do not like scary movies.

Huge Gas Explosion Illuminates Moscow's Night Skies Moscow on Sunday suffered its worst fire in decades when a gas pipeline blast sent flames bursting into the sky and raised new concerns about the security of Russia's ageing energy infrastructure. The fire produced spectacular plumes of yellow flames reaching 200 metres (600 feet) high and huge clouds billowing smoke were visible against the night sky, television pictures showed. Moscow mayor Yuri Luzhkov, who rushed to the scene, said that five people had been injured in the fire, including one man who received 35-percent burns, but there had been no fatalities.

Moscow airport Pulkovo donated a non-functional Tu-134 to St.-Petersburg's M.Ch.S. (Russian FEMA) S&R team for training purposes. Transporting the plane by land was impossible without disassemling it, so the brave guys simply airlifted it 650 km in windy/gusty conditions (had to delay the operation for several hours).

Botox is a poisonous substance - plain and simple.
Those daft b1tches don't realize that it pollute their bodies on daily basis.

After:

These people are coping every single thing. Now they copied these well known cars and selling them for 1/3 the price.

Good selection of the sexy girls. I hope you will like it.

Henry Behrens, the smallest man in the world. Measuring only 30 inches high, Mr Behrens has made a living by travelling the world with Burton Lester's midget troupe.

What a great series of shots, great to see what things looked like before and after.

OMG, cool shots :)
I recommend to look!

It's a race against time as you try to beat the other pirates to the island full of treasure before they do!

One day Little Johnny’s mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting to her. She hid the magazine until his father got home. When Little Johnny’s father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said, “THIS is what I found in “your” son’s closet.”