Its founder, Clemens F. Leonhardt, has established on this vast object the old aviation engine in volume in 4.1 litre and the maximum capacity in 350 h.p. It is not simply huge, and the present motorcycle-giant under name GUNBUS.
The Otis Elevator Company have announced the introduction of radical new technology in their latest range of lifts which actually increases the response time of the lift the more you press the call button. Following extensive consumer research, the company identified a niche in the market as elevators across the world were reported to be completely ignoring repetitive hole pressing.
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, ‘How was the honeymoon?’
‘Oh, mama,’ she replied, ‘the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…’
A blind guy walks into a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to the counter and orders a drink. After a while, he says loudly to the girl behind the bar: - “Hey, do you want to hear a really good joke about blondes?”...
National Afghani game. Everyone for itself. The purpose as it is possible to keep longer "a game shell". In a role of "a game shell" the brainless goat acts.
Whether Chinese Juan Daoshen trains the ten years' daughter before a heat through La Manche. The girl floats each time with the connected hands and feet on two-three kilometres in cold water of the river Sjan...
I was teaching a very basic class in BASIC programming to a group of adults. Adults who have never been around computers before are very nervous and much harder to teach than children, however I am a patient person so I enjoy their successes. However, I must share the following:
There was a man named Sulio and Sulio knew EVERYONE in the whole world!!! Once when Sulio got a new job, Sulio says to his new boss, “Boss, I know everyone in the whole world!” His boss doesn’t believe him, so he says “No you do not know everyone in the whole world” but Sulio says “Yes I do!” so Sulio’s boss says “Well prove it!” then Sulio says “Pick someone… and I know them!”
Well Sulio’s boss thinks for a minute and then comes up with a name. “Tom Selleck! I bet you don’t know Tom Selleck!” Sulio says “Tom Selleck! Tom and I were in boy scouts together when we were kids!” but Sulio’s boss says “No you weren’t!” then Sulio says “Yes we were!” so they fly to Hollywood and drive up to Tom Selleck’s house. Sulio knocks on the door and Tom Selleck answers and Sulio goes “Tom!!!” and Tom goes “Sulio!” and they hug and catch up for 30 minutes and Sulio’s boss can’t believe it. But then he thinks “Well that could happen, it’s just one person,” so he tells Sulio and Sulio says “OK, pick somebody else!”