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They’re bound to terrorize all tech support personnel sooner or later — the call from hell. These are calls from people without a clue in their heads. They call tech support lines and refuse to get off until the tech support staff members on the other end have lost all remnants of their sanity. The callers invariably exhibit both incompetence and belligerence, either of which is fully capable of driving even the strongest to the height of frustration or the brink of frenzied hysteria. The content of these calls is a conglomeration of computer stupidities of every variety, glued together with so thick a haze of idiocy, it will cause instant and complete gray hair to anyone remotely associated. Be forewarned...



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  • 16 Apr, 2009  |
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Captain Queeg goes into a harbor bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet $50.00 that no one here has a musical instrument that this here octopus can’t play.”

The people in the bar look around and someone fetches out an old mandolin. The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes it, and starts playing a few choruses of “Rawhide.” Captain Queeg quickly pockets the fifty bucks.

The next bar patron comes up with a trumpet. The octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks its chops and starts playing “Stella By Starlight.” Yet another $50 is handed over to the smiling captain.



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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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Reed more to see a post with huge number of pics...

Funny picdump (95 pics)

Funny picdump (95 pics)

Funny picdump (95 pics)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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On these pictures it is possible to see condemned cell interiors in one of prisons of California. The majority of pictures is devoted killing deadly injection, but on one the gas chamber (in it the chair, instead of a couch is established) is shown also.

Cell for execution of the death penalties in...


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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I can not understand till now, how such could occur... 33

How such it is possible?! (4 pics)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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Beautiful custom laptop. Good job!

Steampunk laptop (8 pics)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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Gruesome!

A corpse in a flank filled in with cement...


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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Mitasoff was born in the middle of 20 century and has died in psychiatric hospital in 1999. Had higher education, the economist, worked as the director of shop. Been ill, has covered all surfaces of the apartment with inscriptions, it is frequent in some layers. Now in apartment European-quality repair is spent. Separate inscriptions can be met in neighbouring court yard.

Madhouse. Mitasoff apartment (9 pics)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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As it is already accepted, the answer waits for you in continuation...

Cranberry Harvest (3 pics)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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1. We go throughout
2. When the picture will open - guide or clean from it the cursor and you will see as a photo looked earlier...

Photoshop miracles (17 samples)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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How you think, what it could be? At first sight the most usual container!
The answer in continuation...

What is this? (3 pics)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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The request of Englishmen not to take offence is only a joke.
I have warned )))

Sweden:

Difference between Swedish and English clubs


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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Its founder, Clemens F. Leonhardt, has established on this vast object the old aviation engine in volume in 4.1 litre and the maximum capacity in 350 h.p. It is not simply huge, and the present motorcycle-giant under name GUNBUS.

Giant with the engine in 350 h.p. (7 pics)


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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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The Otis Elevator Company have announced the introduction of radical new technology in their latest range of lifts which actually increases the response time of the lift the more you press the call button. Following extensive consumer research, the company identified a niche in the market as elevators across the world were reported to be completely ignoring repetitive hole pressing.



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  • 15 Apr, 2009  |
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A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, ‘How was the honeymoon?’

‘Oh, mama,’ she replied, ‘the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…’



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A blind guy walks into a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to the counter and orders a drink. After a while, he says loudly to the girl behind the bar: - “Hey, do you want to hear a really good joke about blondes?”...



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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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Funny picdump (95 pics)

Funny picdump (95 pics)

Funny picdump (95 pics)


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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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The dam "Three gorges" - is the biggest in the world.
It towers on 300 metres over a water level in the river Jantszy.
Frightening scales...

Greatest dam in the world (13 pics)


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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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Double Bike (8 pics)


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  • 14 Apr, 2009  |
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The danger scale is visible in last two photos...

Tin of day. Conditioner installation (6 pics)