General Motors doesn’t have a “help line” for people who don’t know how to drive, because people don’t buy cars the way they buy computers - but imagine if they did…

HELPLINE: “General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?”

CUSTOMER: “I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!”

HELPLINE: “Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?”

CUSTOMER: “What’s an ignition?”

Prince Charles was reversing his Land Rover out of the garage when he ran over the Queen’s favorite corgi. He got out and found the corgi dead, squashed to a pulp. Just then a Genie popped up and said “Your highness I can give you one wish. What would you like?”

The Prince said “This is mummy’s favorite dog. Can you bring it back to life?”.

So the Genie said “Let’s have a look at the dog.”
“Oh no, nothing can be done with this dog, you ran over it with the Land Rover there is too much damage to the dog … nothing can be done”.

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats… light sabers drawn and sparks flying.

Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, “I know what you’re getting for Christmas, Luke,” he said, “Ohhh, yes! I know!”

Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just out of Vader’s reach.

You will not tell that the car very dirty at first sight, but we open doors and we look...

There are assumptions where it went?

Here I understand it people makes...
I'm tried to create something similar too, but hands grow not from this places...)))

Has not burst into tears nearly while looked photos... How many has passed time...
If the powerful nostalgic charge needed I ask to look a post is necessary!

Many modern refrigerators do not need to be defrozen. And here before such technology was not also refrigerators turned in such)))

The word-combination «Car from a wood» sounds very strange. Personally at me the picture of a such rural cart with the motor from a lawn-mower is created in a head. But this picture does not match at all those characteristics which this car shows. And design is capable to outdo both a Ferrari and Lamborghini)))

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Magazines which are on sale in Iran, should be issued according to local laws. Open shoulders, knees and a decollete of women are usually painted over by black colour.

At first sight can seem that before you games hookup Nintendo, popular in the 90 of the last century, but having looked at it it is attentively possible to be convinced of that that it is the high-grade computer working with use of OS Windows XP.

Here is how cows feed now!
It is difficult to believe, but it already a reality.
Before meal and nervous not to look.

How the company views its employees. (HE VS SHE)

1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.

The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He’s obviously a hard worker and a busy man.

HER desk is cluttered.
She’s obviously a disorganised scatterbrain

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

How it is possible to live in such dirt?

The Bagger 288 (Excavator 288), built by the German company Krupp for the energy and mining firm Rheinbraun, is a bucket-wheel excavator. More specifically, it is a mobile strip mining machine. When its construction was completed in...

Almost everyone likes rabbits because normally they are so nice and fluffy.
But after washing they look really monstrous :))))
Don't believe me? Take a look after the jump!

So sexy!! ))
Take a look.

Excellent way to involve new visitors in a bar.
By the way, if you plan to look at this bar I can write where it is.
I wait for your letters, I will answer all.