
Charles & the Genie
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- 7 Apr, 2009 |
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Prince Charles was reversing his Land Rover out of the garage when he ran over the Queen’s favorite corgi. He got out and found the corgi dead, squashed to a pulp. Just then a Genie popped up and said “Your highness I can give you one wish. What would you like?”
The Prince said “This is mummy’s favorite dog. Can you bring it back to life?”.
So the Genie said “Let’s have a look at the dog.”
“Oh no, nothing can be done with this dog, you ran over it with the Land Rover there is too much damage to the dog … nothing can be done”.
“But you must,” says the Prince, “It’s mummy’s favorite!”.
“I’m sorry” said the Genie, “there’s no way I can bring it back to life”.
“OK” said the prince, “But do I still have a wish?”.
“Yes”, said the Genie.
“Well”, said the Prince, “I’m marrying Camilla in April, could you make her as beautiful as Diana was?”.
The Genie thought for a while then said “Let’s have another look at the dog”.