Do you wish to look at modern African radio station?
You will be surprised in what conditions work local DJ.

A man goes into a gun shop for a telescopic rifle sight. The assistant takes one out, points out the window and says: “This baby is so good, you can see right into my house on that hill way over there.” The man looks through the sight at the house and starts laughing.
“What’s so funny?” asks the assistant.

Actual headlines from papers around the country

1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
4. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
6. Farmer Bill Dies in House
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
9. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
10. Eye Drops off Shelf

The following are real extracts from actual complaint letters sent to various councils and housing associations throughout the UK. What a literate bunch we Brits truly are!

I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage, and their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand.

WTF is he doing??

If I have seen in small river of such monster...
I would run therefrom.
And they are not present, took and have caught.

Somebody sees the trailer in this photo?
And it there is) Look further.

Here so, have arrived in the middle of winter, have inconsiderately broken into a den and allow to do all gaugings. A poor bear...

The planes running in Towers-twins - it appears, the idea existed long before 2001.
Magazines, newspapers and comics of different years in continuation.

Spring and feelings have come and to the airports.
If it is serious, it there was an erroneous landing during launch of other plane.

Is it a house or a... wall? )))

The Colosseum or Roman Coliseum, originally the Flavian Amphitheatre, is an elliptical amphitheatre in the center of the city of Rome, Italy, the largest ever built in the Roman Empire. It is one of the greatest works of Roman architecture and Roman engineering.

Will power and aspiration to a victory over self to this child not to occupy.
A good example for others.
Respect to you, little girl.

That only Chineses do not eat.
Here and having looked on such "meal" appetite at once vanishes.

Interestingly made gif-animations.
Cautiously big traffic.

In continuation a bright example, than girls on Friday and Saturday differ.

FRIDAY

Clyde was 87, Maude was 85. They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other’s company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Clyde asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.

An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The now widowed blonde, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren.

One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together over the redhead’s house while the redhead’s father was out.

The father had a pet parrot, which he did not let anyone else touch. But, when he left, the girls took him out.