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The Worst Home Made Sex Doll Ever (13 pics)

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I thought, that Yoda Fleshlight was the worst sex doll.
But this one is even worse
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Just read the story.


“I'll show you how I engineered the vag since it's the most important part.. the rest was easy as hell. It was pretty warped when i dug it out from its hiding spot... so i needed to tape it up a bit to show you guize what it used to look like lol. The way i made it was I used some cardboard to make a hollow frame, stuffed some cut up pieces of clothes in there to make primitive "pussy lips" and then placed a disposable glove over top for the actual screwhole... this way i could cum into it and then replace the glove easily.


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Before fapping I always made sure to add some lube/cream like so:


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I was always sure to push the lube/cream in with your fingers so it spreads around the vagina hole sufficiently:


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then I placed the portable vag into the dolls legs:


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here's the bish in its entirety




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Look at that titty!! (it used to have two)


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I used different faces that I'd cut out of cover girl magazines... here are some of the face pics that stood the test of time lol (I had a huge thing for Buffy and the resident evil chick):


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Anyway... after I made that thread on the misc, the mods deleted it. I then thought about what I should do with the bish; should I toss it out? Nah that seemed like a waste. Should I sell it? Maybe... but not yet. Perhaps I could give it a makeover? Afterall it was a little banged up. So I decided to use more old clothing and masking tape to fix it up a bit:

I patched up the arm, re-attached the breast, took off its cover girl magazine picture of a face and temporarily replaced it with with a foam sphere


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I began filling out the legs with old clothing and securing it with masking tape.


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I filled out the upper body, created some hands, managed to find an old wig from a previous Halloween night and added it to the dolls head.


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And there it was... the finished product. Pretty impressive, I thought to myself.

So you might be wondering.. what the fuk am I going to use this thing for? for sex? God no... I rarely even masturbate no adays. To make it my imaginary girlfriend? lol... of course not... I'm not psychotic. I've decided to use it for lulz...and I will update this blog post with said lulz as I do them.”


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№1 Author: Gods Left Nut (18 Dec 2009 03:45) Total user comments: 119


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i love how no one has commented yet...
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№2 Author: nolife (18 Dec 2009 04:01) Total user comments: 1907


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№3 Author: JJBearPaw (18 Dec 2009 05:00) Total user comments: 35


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lolwut
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№4 Author: megadentron (18 Dec 2009 05:26) Total user comments: 102


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wow..... i use to work at a porn theater, and this is probably the most disturbing thing ive ever seen
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№5 Author: EarlpitsII (18 Dec 2009 05:31) Total user comments: 131


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At first I thought this was hilarious, then about halfway through I realzed that it was absolutely horrifying.
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№6 Author: FuturePilot (18 Dec 2009 06:17) Total user comments: 444


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I think he has some issues. 13
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№7 Author: warprisoner (18 Dec 2009 06:50) Total user comments: 258


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WHAAAAAAT THEEEE FUUCCCCCKCKKK!!
That's deviantly original
And the guy who made them must have one of those looks that doesn't leave him any chance to hope for the real shit I guess.
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№8 Author: szagi (18 Dec 2009 08:37) Total user comments: 426


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№9 Author: Fire_fox (18 Dec 2009 09:22) Total user comments: 195


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wierd and shit stuff
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№10 Author: RUSauditor (18 Dec 2009 13:27) Total user comments: 417


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№11 Author: the_dado_666 (18 Dec 2009 14:48) Total user comments: 2350


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ahahahahahahahahahahahahha
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№12 Author: bellavita (18 Dec 2009 15:13) Total user comments: 68


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№13 Author: Hicham (18 Dec 2009 16:31) Total user comments: 31


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What the fuck is wrong with people :) this was the weirdest shit i ever saw.
go fucken get a life man, or get a whore that shit is sick.
can i borrow it? :)
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№14 Author: Louie (18 Dec 2009 17:01) Total user comments: 8189


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№15 Author: Shaddup (18 Dec 2009 18:39) Total user comments: 0


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I wonder how long before he tapes an actual human head on that Frankensteined F**k doll...
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№16 Author: jonuca (18 Dec 2009 18:54) Total user comments: 0


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burn it ya!!
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№17 Author: Random (18 Dec 2009 23:14) Total user comments: 0


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hmm....ya, at first this looked funny as hell, but as it goes on it just gets pathetic....

he says "I'm not going to fuck it" yeeeeaaa, ok, so ALL that work for nothing, eh?

Ya ok
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№18 Author: Hassl (19 Dec 2009 00:31) Total user comments: 91


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kill it with fire! 67
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№19 Author: Ty Webb (19 Dec 2009 02:15) Total user comments: 6156


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the only toy that gets STIFFER the more you use it.
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№20 Author: orzonite (19 Dec 2009 04:06) Total user comments: 91


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№21 Author: gerachev (19 Dec 2009 04:32) Total user comments: 1600


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sick
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№22 Author: Grunt Callahan (19 Dec 2009 06:12) Total user comments: 2287


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his other hobby is dissecting road kill
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№23 Author: rentzo (19 Dec 2009 14:50) Total user comments: 273


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№24 Author: madog1000 (19 Dec 2009 16:27) Total user comments: 99


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№25 Author: olexo (19 Dec 2009 17:24) Total user comments: 839


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№26 Author: ENORCA (19 Dec 2009 17:33) Total user comments: 136


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HAHAHAH XD
I think it was done as a joke ;D
if no - then it's even funnier XD XD XD
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№27 Author: rubbrhose (19 Dec 2009 23:05) Total user comments: 71


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№28 Author: Ploop (20 Dec 2009 03:07) Total user comments: 0


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You laugh, but if he is the last guy in the world, he won't be lonely....no duct tape needed! 41
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№29 Author: salsapopo (20 Dec 2009 09:20) Total user comments: 12723


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№30 Author: parodysrivas (20 Dec 2009 12:11) Total user comments: 934


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Disturbing 15
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