The Worst Home Made Sex Doll Ever (13 pics)
I thought, that Yoda Fleshlight was the worst sex doll.
But this one is even worse
Just read the story.
“I'll show you how I engineered the vag since it's the most important part.. the rest was easy as hell. It was pretty warped when i dug it out from its hiding spot... so i needed to tape it up a bit to show you guize what it used to look like lol. The way i made it was I used some cardboard to make a hollow frame, stuffed some cut up pieces of clothes in there to make primitive "pussy lips" and then placed a disposable glove over top for the actual screwhole... this way i could cum into it and then replace the glove easily.
Before fapping I always made sure to add some lube/cream like so:
I was always sure to push the lube/cream in with your fingers so it spreads around the vagina hole sufficiently:
then I placed the portable vag into the dolls legs:
here's the bish in its entirety
Look at that titty!! (it used to have two)
I used different faces that I'd cut out of cover girl magazines... here are some of the face pics that stood the test of time lol (I had a huge thing for Buffy and the resident evil chick):
Anyway... after I made that thread on the misc, the mods deleted it. I then thought about what I should do with the bish; should I toss it out? Nah that seemed like a waste. Should I sell it? Maybe... but not yet. Perhaps I could give it a makeover? Afterall it was a little banged up. So I decided to use more old clothing and masking tape to fix it up a bit:
I patched up the arm, re-attached the breast, took off its cover girl magazine picture of a face and temporarily replaced it with with a foam sphere
I began filling out the legs with old clothing and securing it with masking tape.
I filled out the upper body, created some hands, managed to find an old wig from a previous Halloween night and added it to the dolls head.
And there it was... the finished product. Pretty impressive, I thought to myself.
So you might be wondering.. what the fuk am I going to use this thing for? for sex? God no... I rarely even masturbate no adays. To make it my imaginary girlfriend? lol... of course not... I'm not psychotic. I've decided to use it for lulz...and I will update this blog post with said lulz as I do them.”
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But this one is even worse
Just read the story.
“I'll show you how I engineered the vag since it's the most important part.. the rest was easy as hell. It was pretty warped when i dug it out from its hiding spot... so i needed to tape it up a bit to show you guize what it used to look like lol. The way i made it was I used some cardboard to make a hollow frame, stuffed some cut up pieces of clothes in there to make primitive "pussy lips" and then placed a disposable glove over top for the actual screwhole... this way i could cum into it and then replace the glove easily.
Before fapping I always made sure to add some lube/cream like so:
I was always sure to push the lube/cream in with your fingers so it spreads around the vagina hole sufficiently:
then I placed the portable vag into the dolls legs:
here's the bish in its entirety
Look at that titty!! (it used to have two)
I used different faces that I'd cut out of cover girl magazines... here are some of the face pics that stood the test of time lol (I had a huge thing for Buffy and the resident evil chick):
Anyway... after I made that thread on the misc, the mods deleted it. I then thought about what I should do with the bish; should I toss it out? Nah that seemed like a waste. Should I sell it? Maybe... but not yet. Perhaps I could give it a makeover? Afterall it was a little banged up. So I decided to use more old clothing and masking tape to fix it up a bit:
I patched up the arm, re-attached the breast, took off its cover girl magazine picture of a face and temporarily replaced it with with a foam sphere
I began filling out the legs with old clothing and securing it with masking tape.
I filled out the upper body, created some hands, managed to find an old wig from a previous Halloween night and added it to the dolls head.
And there it was... the finished product. Pretty impressive, I thought to myself.
So you might be wondering.. what the fuk am I going to use this thing for? for sex? God no... I rarely even masturbate no adays. To make it my imaginary girlfriend? lol... of course not... I'm not psychotic. I've decided to use it for lulz...and I will update this blog post with said lulz as I do them.”
Source
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