The Worst Home Made Sex Doll Ever (13 pics)

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I thought, that Yoda Fleshlight was the worst sex doll.
But this one is even worse
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Just read the story.


“I'll show you how I engineered the vag since it's the most important part.. the rest was easy as hell. It was pretty warped when i dug it out from its hiding spot... so i needed to tape it up a bit to show you guize what it used to look like lol. The way i made it was I used some cardboard to make a hollow frame, stuffed some cut up pieces of clothes in there to make primitive "pussy lips" and then placed a disposable glove over top for the actual screwhole... this way i could cum into it and then replace the glove easily.


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Before fapping I always made sure to add some lube/cream like so:


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I was always sure to push the lube/cream in with your fingers so it spreads around the vagina hole sufficiently:


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then I placed the portable vag into the dolls legs:


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here's the bish in its entirety


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Look at that titty!! (it used to have two)


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I used different faces that I'd cut out of cover girl magazines... here are some of the face pics that stood the test of time lol (I had a huge thing for Buffy and the resident evil chick):


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Anyway... after I made that thread on the misc, the mods deleted it. I then thought about what I should do with the bish; should I toss it out? Nah that seemed like a waste. Should I sell it? Maybe... but not yet. Perhaps I could give it a makeover? Afterall it was a little banged up. So I decided to use more old clothing and masking tape to fix it up a bit:

I patched up the arm, re-attached the breast, took off its cover girl magazine picture of a face and temporarily replaced it with with a foam sphere


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I began filling out the legs with old clothing and securing it with masking tape.


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I filled out the upper body, created some hands, managed to find an old wig from a previous Halloween night and added it to the dolls head.


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And there it was... the finished product. Pretty impressive, I thought to myself.

So you might be wondering.. what the fuk am I going to use this thing for? for sex? God no... I rarely even masturbate no adays. To make it my imaginary girlfriend? lol... of course not... I'm not psychotic. I've decided to use it for lulz...and I will update this blog post with said lulz as I do them.”


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№31 Author: nico (21 Dec 2009 13:46) Total user comments: 3050


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№32 Author: Pablonauta (22 Dec 2009 10:32) Total user comments: 217


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№33 Author: PerkyPikachu (14 Jan 2010 05:48) Total user comments: 48


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i dont believe him where he says he doesnt use it anymore =O
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№34 Author: Jinxaruny (28 Jan 2010 09:02) Total user comments: 10324


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№36 Author: cancer_1996 (9 May 2010 06:34) Total user comments: 11


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The damn thing you are putting your efforts in is sick but you are talented in some way…you could do the sex toy industry a great favor by spitting some unique ideas out.
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№37 Author: biddybaddy (22 Sep 2010 04:19) Total user comments: 200


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№38 Author: mahedi (9 Sep 2011 11:26) Total user comments: 10772


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Hilarious
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