Don't Park Like a Jerk

Because it takes 5 minutes to open the passenger door and crawl into the driver seat.

^ cheers, saved me watching 5 minutes of this rubbish.

I used to have a Bricklin (Google it). I was walking to my car when an old lady in a big Mercury Medicare parked so close to me i couldn't open the gullwing door (it required all of 11" clearance) without hitting her right-side mirror. I asked her to move, because she was over the line, and I couldn't get into my car.

She asked, "So, how is that my problem?"

I explained, "It will be your problem when I break your mirror off."

She was aghast, saying, "You wouldn't dare!"

I asked, "Would you like to step around here and watch me do it?"

She moved her car. :04:

dumbass couldnt pull up the blinds?

Why he didn't use the handbrake? He would have been able to push out.