Epic Courtroom Escape

all cops are bastards

If the security guards had eaten just a few *hundred* less do-nuts then they might have been physically capable of doing their jobs.

those are some lazy ass cops, i sprint faster to the bathroom

He's got the plastic surgery, bag full of money and fake ID ready to go. His courtroom escape is just the first step to beating the 'man.'

Run Forest!! Run..!!!!

Who exactly was the escapee the girls or the guy? Why did those women run out like they were the ones being chased?

Not one of those fat asses could do anything. Did you see the Judge hiding behind the bench, then escaped into the anti-chamber. Classic.

escape win

security guards are probably saying "Damn, He Was Too Fast, He Got Away!"
but thinking 'thank god that crazy bastards gone' ... 'I need a cigarette'

that has to be one of the most pathetic excuse-less displays
of complete ineffectiveness I have ever seen

about as useless as a screen door on a submarine

And that's why fat security guards are useless!

Just because someone defies the government, doesn't mean he's a bad guy. Some day, we may all have to do this in order to get our freedom back.