Playing SOAD Chop Suey On Baroque Grand

Support yourself, you arrogant cunt. Daintily sipping tea for the camera before and after your performance is anathema and an insult to struggling musicians the world over. I kept hoping vibration would make the cup slide into the piano. To such heights of hubris are people driven by vanity.

This last is, of course, a play on the well-known quote from Lucretius: "To such heights of evil are men driven by religion." In this case, I would say they are not too dissimilar.