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Divorced Barbie

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  • 30 Apr, 2009  |
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A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”

The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?”

“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…”

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№1 Author: Governator (30 Nov 2010 12:40) Total user comments: 653


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bhaaaahahahahahahahahahaha...&
quot;comes with all of kens' stuff" what a crack up 09
13 ...bitch!!!
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№2 Author: raymond.wendt (31 Mar 2011 17:23) Total user comments: 9115


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yeah, that's pretty typical.
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№3 Author: YeahRight (20 Nov 2011 06:46) Total user comments: 1649


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