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Paradox of Men

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If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.
If you can go down on them, they are jeolous that someone taught you how.
If they pay for dinner, you are using them.
If you pay for dinner, you are trying to embarrass them.
If you make less money than them, you have to do all of the housework.
If you make more money than them, you are a ball-breaker and still have to do all of the housework.
If they want sex, they won’t let you sleep.
If you want sex, they won’t wake up.
If you choose an article of clothing that they don’t like, you don’t care about their taste.
If you ask them for help in choosing an article of clothing they do like, they tell you to dress however you want.
If you are polite and friendly to their friends, they want to know why you are coming on to their friends.
If you are distant and reserved to their friends, they want to know why you don’t like their friends.

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№1 Author: raymond.wendt (8 Apr 2011 03:44) Total user comments: 9115


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oh, and like women are easy to figure out?
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