The Christmas Cookery Block Gets Tested With A Full English Breakfast (7 pics)

How is this like 'caveman style cooking'?

Caveman style cooking is:
a) go out and get food. 1/4 of the group is killed outright by beasties, another 1/4 get slight injuries that will ultimately get infected and die.
b) come back to 'cave' which is really just a drafty hollow in the rock
c) spend HOURS trying to get the fire lit because dumb sh*t Og let it go out. Kill Og.
d) by this time you're so hungry, you're starting to look at Og.
e) in the span of time getting the fire going, about 1/5 of the children of the group died.
f) waiting for the fire, some of the adults grabbed plants to munch on. Oops, poisonous either immediately or eventually - they die.
g) finally, when you have a fire, you lay torn-apart chunks of meat in it to slightly cook and kill the parasites the beast almost certainly had.
h) the largest and strongest people in the tribe eat meat, share it with their friends or women willing to trade sex for food. The weak emo cave people all die of starvation.

THAT'S CAVEMAN EATING.