People Reveal The Shallow Reasons Why They Dumped Their Ex (15 pics)

1. She desperately wanted me to get her pregnant. We were 14.

2. Her much-older sister (by 22 years) looked just like Petunia Pig. As hot and smart as she was, I just couldn't take the chance that she'd follow.

3. I found out that the reason she was busy every Wednesday was because of a standing appointment to hook up with her stepdad. On the positive side, they were adults and had been hooking up since before he married her mom. It was just too weird for me.

4. Her, out of the blue: "If you ever leave me, I will kill myself." Me: "Buh-bye." That was 24 years ago. She married and now has 3 kids. Liar.

5. My best friend broke up with his girlfriend to spend more time with his wife. I stopped seeing his girlfriend, too, out of solidarity. I stopped seeing his wife so she could spend more time with him. My wife told me she's annoyed that I'm cutting in on the time she has for her girlfriend. We'll find equilibrium somewhere.