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Jokes That Will Appeal To Your Inner Science Nerd (25 pics)

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Everybody loves science in their own little way. Even if they don't care to admit it. These jokes are here to tap right into your scientific side and make sure it gets the laughs it needs.

Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t

1 Jokes That Will Appeal To Your Inner Science Nerd (25 pics)

Do you want to hear a joke about Potassium?


2 Jokes That Will Appeal To Your Inner Science Nerd (25 pics)

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
Classical conditioning!


3 Jokes That Will Appeal To Your Inner Science Nerd (25 pics)

There are two types of people in this world – those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.


4 Jokes That Will Appeal To Your Inner Science Nerd (25 pics)

What did the photon say when the bellhop asked him if he had any luggage?
Nope, I’m traveling light


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A neutron asks the bartender how much it is for a drink. The bartender replies, "For you, no charge".



6 Jokes That Will Appeal To Your Inner Science Nerd (25 pics)

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
Beer


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How do you know the moon is going broke?
It’s down to its last quarter!


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A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks "Do you know how fast you were going?". Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am".


9 Jokes That Will Appeal To Your Inner Science Nerd (25 pics)

An infectious disease enters a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve you're kind here". The infectious disease responds "Well, you're not a very good host".


10 Jokes That Will Appeal To Your Inner Science Nerd (25 pics)

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says "I'll have some H20". The second says "I'll have some H2O too". The second one dies.


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Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything!


12 Jokes That Will Appeal To Your Inner Science Nerd (25 pics)

Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here". Helium doesn't react.


13 Jokes That Will Appeal To Your Inner Science Nerd (25 pics)

I was reading a book on anti-gravity. I found it hard to put down.


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A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor hands the newborn to the dad while his wife asks "Is it a boy or a girl?". The logician replies, "Yes".


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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food’s great but it has no atmosphere


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The bartender says "We don't serve your kind". A tachyon walks into the bar.


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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?


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Entropy isn't what it used to be.


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Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side


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My teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That's a salt!


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What do you call two crows?
Attempted murder


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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.


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What is a nuclear physicists favorite food?
Fission chips


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We would end with a funny chemistry joke but all the good ones Argon.


25 Jokes That Will Appeal To Your Inner Science Nerd (25 pics)


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№1 Author: Phynix4 (24 Feb 2016 21:15) Total user comments: 5461


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yikes...
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№2 Author: benny (24 Feb 2016 21:17) Total user comments: 665


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Nerds need to work harder on their jokes
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