Would You Rather Questions That Are Almost Impossible To Answer (9 pics)

Mostly easy to answer, actually.
People can smell farts wherever I go (tbh they're probably just smelling the remnants of my last dump, because for some reason I decided to wipe my arse with clingfilm), but I don't really mind as I spend a lot of my time sat in an empty room watching the money roll in.
On my way to and from work I'll probably fall down some stairs, but that's fine - I can fly.





I hope you're writing all this down, Mr. Freeman...

You, sir, just won the Internet for today!

? how?

i would rather not answer these questions