You Can Choose Your Home But You Can't Choose Your Neighbors (15 pics)

My neighbor to the east assaulted his wife, barricaded himself in the house, and started a shootout with the county sheriffs and the Texas state cops. It didn't end well for him.

My neighbor to the south let their 2 year old run loose while they napped, had some pretty vicious pit bulls they let run loose, and called the cops on me because they thought I was planting bugs in their chimney to listen to them. They didn't have a fireplace.

Another neighbor to the east called the cops after an attempted home invasion. The cops found a barrel in the back yard full of cash, guns, illegal drugs, and a ledger pad detailing 2 years of drug transactions, including customer names.

I'm thinking about moving.

#1 so...a 'legit swat team' versus a non legit swat team?

Where do you live? 'murica?