It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, either way you've got it bad.
A 1,500% decrease in toilet aim in the morning and/or after sex.
1
That feeling during sex when the guy goes a little too deep and hits your cervix. Ouch!
2
Slap Dancing. That’s when us guys keep our feet planted and twist our upper bodies rapidly to make our dongs swing back and forth, slapping our thighs.
3
An hour after sex, walking around campus, and then feeling semen fall out of your vagina and squish around in your pants.
4
Hanging a towel on your dick.
5
When you fart and rolls up into your vagina instead of back and out.
6
When you go over a small hill in your car and your testicles experience microgravity.
7
Pulling out a dry tampon and feeling like you’re ripping your insides out.
8
When you flush the toilet mid piss and time it perfectly so when you’re done all the piss is already flushed away.
9
When you sneeze on your period and it feels like you are giving birth to a jellyfish.
10
When your genitals accidentally brush the inside of the toilet when you’re trying to poop.