Drunk Guy Calls 911 Because His Woman Wouldn't Give Him Any (5 pics)
This guy considered it an emergency when his woman wouldn't give him any. He called in some backup and things just went horribly wrong from there.
After spending a long day of drinking on his front yard, 53-year-old South Carolina man Patrick Doggett decided he needed some booty from his girlfriend, Ms. Faye Woodruff. Unfortunately for him, Ms. Faye was not in the mood for a sad drunken attempt at coitus.