Reddit user Advorange was just going about his business cleaning out the garage in his parent's new house when he came across a notebook that clearly once belonged to a psychopath.
Here's the notebook. Notice that the name "Shane" is scribbled over and over
Okay, this is pretty much nonsense
I think it used to say "don't feed me, shoot me, slaughter me," but I'm not sure. In any case, running away would probably be the best idea
"Eat ring worm of the monkey." This is like the most insane game of Mad Libs ever
That's just red ink, right? RIGHT?
For God's sake, don't cancel Halloween!
Ah, the age-old paradigm of good and evil: ham and beef