Reddit user Advorange was just going about his business cleaning out the garage in his parent's new house when he came across a notebook that clearly once belonged to a psychopath.
Here's the notebook. Notice that the name "Shane" is scribbled over and over
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Okay, this is pretty much nonsense
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I think it used to say "don't feed me, shoot me, slaughter me," but I'm not sure. In any case, running away would probably be the best idea
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"Eat ring worm of the monkey." This is like the most insane game of Mad Libs ever
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That's just red ink, right? RIGHT?
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For God's sake, don't cancel Halloween!
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Ah, the age-old paradigm of good and evil: ham and beef