Man Moves Into Fort Kick-Ass After Girlfriend Calls Him Childish (4 pics)
This man's girlfriend called him childish so he did what any grown man would do in that situation, he built a fort. He's currently looking for roommates to move into Fort Kick-Ass. Applicants with pizza go to the front of the line.
A man has put up a craigslist ad trying to find a roommate for Fort Kick-Ass. His girlfriend has been kicked out because she wanted to have a conversation about “being too childish”.
The fort comes equipped with a guard dog who loves pizza and view of the TV for Netflix.
In case it’s too small to read, here is what the original post says:
MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SHE WANTED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT ME BEING TOO CHILDISH, BUT SHE DIDN’T KNOW THE PASSWORD TO GET IN.
SO SPACE IS NOW AVAILABLE…
FORT FEATURES WIFI & A GREAT VIEW OF THE TV FOR NETFLIX
SET UP IN THE CORNER, SO ITS ALWAYS 90 DEGREES INSIDE.
HAS BIG FUZZY GUARD DOG FOR SECURITY. UNLESS YOU HAVE PIZZA. THEN HES WORTHLESS.
NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (unless you have pizza)
RESPOND WITH YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTER IN THE SUBJECT. NAME ALL 151 ORIGINAL POKEMON, AND DESCRIBE YOUR PREFECT SUNDAY.
IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY, GATHER THE DRAGON BALLS, AND CONTACT PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH; PLANET EXPRESS, NEW NEW YORK.
