This Is Why You Should Never Underestimate Your Wife (2 pics)

The math on this is terrible. $20 at an average of 5 times a week, every week, for a year is $1,300 a year for thirty years. That's $39,000. Say she had gotten a 30 yr CD on the first year, at an average of 1.5% interest (VERY high for a CD) and then a CD for the same amount for every year after that, it would have amassed a grand total if $51,564.29. Pitiful.

The other punch line is. "Wait, you can't possibly saved that much money at $20 a pop!"

"Well, not all of your friends are as cheap as you!"

"That's when I shot her."

Another made up story written as a news article. If its just a made up story, say it at the start so that people can enjoy the read more...

He's been paying his wife $20 each time he has a go on her, seven times a day every day for forty years, and then has been going elsewhere for the rest of his sexual release?

Who is he? Charlie Sheen?