You've Been Doing These Simple Things Wrong Your Whole Life (12 pics)

Fuck off. Who the fuck is the authority that decides what is the fucking right and fucking wrong way to do any of them.

Don't tell me how to eat my pizza >_<

The vast majority of these pictures make no sense.

So instead of washing your jeans, you should just stick them in the freezer?

IF this is some kind of joke i have failed to understand

1 - Only extremely greasy pizzas flop and require you to fold the slice. Takes away from the experience though, as you mainly taste dough at first. If you have to fold it go get a better pizza next time.

2 - Stabbing the stawberry only good for immeadiate consumption. Not good otherwise as it looks bad and gets bruised, making it go soft quicker.

3 - Find this one hard to understand, but i know theres no reason to wrap your clothes in plastic after every wash.

4 - The pieces on the left are more evenly distributed, giving each piece a cross section of the melon. On the right the pieces near the edges will be all skin, not good for sharing. (or do you call it peel?)

6 - Do not use window cleaner on leather shoes. The vinegar will damage it. It may give temporary shine, but the reason you use the shoe polish is because the fats recondition the leather, making it last much, much longer.

7 - Telling people how to sleep..... to each their own...

8 - Telling people not to use salt to clean wine, rather not to spill is a bit abrasive. You can still drop the glass or spill some from the bottle.

9 - Yes, some foil cases have instructions and 'holders' (which usually dont work), but most dont, and its quicker and you get a more accurate measurement if you take it out.

10 - There is no wrong way to eat an apple as long as you do not try to swallow it whole.

11 - The bumps on the one side of the bobby pin will let some toothpaste behind too.

12 - Both methods work, and theres no wrong way to eat a banana, as long as your thoughs arent dirty.

Next time please read before you post AC...

This post is missing the text needed to explain the images.

The ones I already knew about:

1 - Folding your pizza stops the toppings falling off.

2 -You can easily hull strawberries with a straw

3 - You can freeze dry things in your freezer

8 - The best thing to remove red wine stains is white wine.

12 - Peeling the banana from the opposite end stops the stringy bits from being on the banana.

Alright.

I recognize #2 and #10 because I have seen them so many times before. #10 is bullshit: who wants dried petals in their teeth? Oh, and the seeds are poisonous; don't eat the seeds. The rest need explanations.

Aindy,
There is only one thing to add - the best thing to do after spilling red wine is to soak it with white wine. Guaranteed - experience from a whine bar. Salt is a bit helpful, but not much. Even white shirts will look fine after soaking the red stain with white wine. It'll dissolve the red colouring entirely and will leave just a regular wet spot, like from water. When dry, not even visible...

Magicnet,
Really? I know salt kinda works but not too well. White wine? I'm tempted to open 2 bottles (red and white) and pour them on a tablecloth just to try it out...

Thanks for the tip!