This Is How Sex Gets Better As You Age (24 gifs)
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- 30 Oct, 2014 |
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Some things get worse as you get old, but sex isn't one of them.Foreplay:
At 18: Foreplay? What’s that?
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At 25: You’ve got some tricks up your sleeve.
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At 30: YES PLEASE, ALL OF IT.
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Underwear:At 18: The faster it’s off, the better.
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At 25: You have the perfect pair of lingerie ready to go.
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At 30: Whatever you’re wearing at the time.
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Level of awkwardness:At 18: Almost totally awkward.
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At 25: Nothing that some alcohol won’t fix.
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At 30: You’ve got this.
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Frequency:At 18: He wants to do it all the time.
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At 25: All the time you spend together is for that.
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At 30: She wants to do it more than him.
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Times in one night:At 18: All the times that is physically possible.
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At 25: Two or three and then spooning.
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At 30: Once, but pretty damn mind-blowing.
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Where:At 18: In your parents’ house, hiding.
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At 25: Anywhere, and if there’s a chance of getting caught, even better.
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At 30: In the comfort of your bed.
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Duration:
At 18: Five minutes.
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At 25: Fifteen minutes, including the cigarette after.
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At 30: Thirty minutes.
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Expectations:At 18: You’ll spend the rest of your lives together after this.
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At 25: Maybe you guys can live together at some point?
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At 30: Just being together right now.
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