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Highly Anticipated Movie Releases for 2014 (25 pics)
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Author: NIA666 (16 Dec 2013 16:15) Total user comments:
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FFF.... what a pitful selection of movies. For example:
- Seventh son - yeah, luckly for movie makers, it's a trilogy or something (IDK - TL;DR). Plenty of crap to film. BTW, how about filming Ursula LeQuin books? Naah, to sophisticated.
- The maze runner - as is the case with "The Running Man" with Schwartzeneger - stupid movie but fun to watch. And... "get to da choppa!".
- Pompei - computer graphics all around till you puke. And if that won't make you vomit, then Romans speaking in english will. Oh wait... it's more than that: it's "Volcano" meets... "Gladiator". To keep the pace going, in "Pompei 2", the city will be destroyed by falling moon. Also prothagonist will fight predators. ARE YOU FUKKEN READY FOR THAT?!?! LoL
- Need 4 speed - last 99 parts of Fast and Furious didn't exploit enough idea of rapid gears shifting?
- Vampire academy - yeah, basicaly Twilight once more. Im so excited >:-|
- Noah - unless it's made by Monty Python Flying Circus than it's gonna be like any other religious movies. Booring.
- Divergent - note to producer: how about making movie which only strong point is NOT actress ass? Synopsis seems banal and copies another movies cliches.
- How to train your dragon - I'm 100% honest with you - I can't wait to see that cute black dragon face.
- Captain America, Spiderman, Guaridans of Universe, X-men, TMNT - copy-paste, next part, blah blah blah.
- Rio 2 - talking animals? How oryginal.
- Godzilla - let's be honest. Godzilla is one cult muthafugga, but how many more movies can you squeeze out of giant monster idea?
- Jupiter Ascending - on one hand, it's the Wachowski brothee... wait, siblings. So that's good. On the other, movie synopsis sounds like made up tale by seven years old. And what's worse, as is the case with "Cloud Atlas", Wachowski brothers seems lately make only good sounding titles. Not the movies. BUT this one I'm gonna see;
- Sin City - first one - great (Michael Rourke is underdog of movie - check out his "Bullit"; Second - I've slept almost whole movie - booring; Third - I don't know. Black and white stylization might be not enough to pull whole movie. But "Lady to die for" is pretty decent story so who knows?
- Interstellar - It's a Nolan movie so who knows? But again FTL space travels thorough black hole are cliche. So if this one will suck, go detox yourself with "Event Horizont".
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amcjau
(16 Dec 2013 16:44) Total user comments:
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i looked up noah on imdb, movie looks nothing like #7
#7 looks like asian american idol
noah on imdb releases same day 28 March 2014
The Biblical Noah suffers visions of an apocalyptic deluge and takes measures to protect his family from the coming flood.
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:04: A dame to kill for :04:
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picture of noah movie is wrong :07: . It's my country band group picture.
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Author: NIA666 (17 Dec 2013 10:41) Total user comments:
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NIA666
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Due to limitations of anti flood system, today is my second part of my subjective movie reviews.
- Hunger Games - I can't stress enough how bad this series is. It's that bad I can't even write anything sarcastic. It's... ugh.
- Hobbit - are we there yet?
- Tommorowland - ain't that suppose be relased in 2015? Anyway, synopsis is bit vauge and Clooney tries hard to participate in not utterly crappy SF movies, so my guess it won't be great blockbuster but movie worth seeing anyway.
- Night at the musemu 2 - Ben, you still work at graveyard shift at the museum. That's good, because you ain't funny for shit. It would make wayyy better movie if main character would be anyone else and it would be "Night in drive in". Yeah, basicaly like "Clerks" or "Mall rats" but, hey, those are good movies.
- Hercules - from zero to hero once again. Just like almost any other Disney movie. And merchandise for everyone. Who cares.
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