The Weirdest Craigslist Ads of 2013 (19 pics)

1

Jobs seeker.

2

An older man for Valentine’s Day.

3

Room for rent: The cupboard under the stairs.

4

“Hot, discrete shovel and go” fantasy.

5

Who needs a kitchen?

6

Belly button lint: A collector’s dream.

7

Human-size hamster wheel.

8

Extremely “long tongue females.”

9

Live party ducks.

10

Table of solid wood.

11

This.

12

Comic Con missed connection.

13

Prison pen-pal.

14

Shitty first date.

15

“Wake up with makeup with natural looking permanent makeup.”

16

Work of tart.

17

Good times with Peanut.

18

Anonymous impregnator of ladies.