Only in the Midwest (23 pics)

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This oh-so-cleverly hidden cell phone tower:

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This admirable dedication to alcohol:

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This Bloody Mary:

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This total time suck:

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This camo wedding attire:

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This crazy generous tip on a Steak ‘n Shake bill:

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These summer sausages in the shape of Miller beers:

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This guy skiing down the street:

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This polite refusal to use the word “soda”:

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This riding mower parked at a convenience store:

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This bacon sausage:

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This friendly support in the form of food after the Boston Marathon bombings:

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This Ugg bridal boot:

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This back tattoo:

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This helpful signage:

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This thong:

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This exasperated reminder:

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This sandwich that wants for you to both stuff yourself stupid and share with others:

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This multitasking gentleman taking his riding mower through the ATM:

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This St. Patrick’s Day keg delivery to a bar:

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This sorry excuse for a spring day:

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This gas station with all the essentials: