What Your Favorite Drink Says About You (25 pics)

1

Manhattan
You mentally critique the artwork in strip clubs

2

Jack and Coke
You would use child support payments to buy a boat

3

White Russian
You also like bowling, Creedence Clearwater Revival and Jeff Bridges for the completely wrong reason

4

Zombie
You are addicted to multi-tasking

5

Light Beer
You consider eating a Lite Twinkie to be "dieting"

6

Sea Breeze
You're "okay" with sweater vests

7

Gin and Tonic
You've been forcibly removed from dressage competitions

8

Mike's Hard Lemonade
You once let a group of girls put makeup on you for fun

9

Lemon Drop
Women undress in front of you while they try on different outfits

10

Tequila Shot
You greet your friends by punching them

11

Tequila in a Glass
You place your order in Spanish at a sit-down Mexican restaurant

12

Scotch
You once crushed your own leather

13

Mint Julep
You consider the song "Dixie" to be a "jam"

14

Red Bull Vodka
You often use a "Tapout" T-shirt as an undershirt

15

Virgin Daiquiri
You are a Mormon

16

Irish Car Bomb
You fight strangers for fun

17

Sake
You test to see if your wife dusted the house properly with white gloves

18

Tom Collins
You spend more time getting ready to go out than your wife

19

Old Fashioned
You own a Fedora

20

Cosmopolitan
Women go to you for advice on their sex life

21

Appletini
You are terrified of going on roller coasters

22

Jagermeister
You consider "Jackass" to be "quality television"

23

Jagerbomb
You once made a "Jackass" audition tape

24

Absinthe
You really wish you were better at scoring drugs