Things Stupid Clients Say (31 pics)

jesus

"Tell me what the color orange looks like."

"We want one done exactly like this one except completely different."

I don't think I believe any of these.

Eish!

in my personal experience:

can you please put our logo between any of our partner's logos?
(results in a page containing the same logo repeated 36 times)

the graphic is too much childish... can you please try different colors? ...
and try comic sans ms instead of arial?

can you print all the site's pages so I can show them to our boss?
(there were about 4000 pages)

sometimes people talk without thinking.

Yes, explaining to some people that animated gifs are not animated when printed can be a hassle. When they finally figure it out they're like "ohhhh I get it now, man am I stupid or what?" and then you're like "You're not stupid, you just didn't know." lol.