Daily Affirmations (25 pics)

what's up with ur body ? mine is fucked up i can tell

I am the perfect weight, but sadly I am three feet too short for that to work out.

I forgive every person who has undermined my self-esteem, shortly after I have pushed them down a long set of concrete steps.

Ahaha! Ahahahahahahahaha!

I would like to say 'I am becoming better every day' but that, rather obviously, would be a lie. Like so many of these quotes.

yeah go ahead lie to your self, deny your emotional state, and start fighting with your self...

Why not explore those emotions with love, and find out what they are telling you, so you can Really give yourself what you really need...

The poor dog in #6 looks terrified of his owner, and is probably rightly so.

Positive thinking helps a lot.

Why does this have so little upvotes, I mean, the affirmations themselves are a bit cliche but I think they're genius and hilarious paired up with these photos.

#7 is fucking hilarious, it's in my new signature for work going "I love my job!".