Reasons To Hate The Beach (43 pics)

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Diapers

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Used needles

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Awkward wet marks from bathing suit

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Gross exploding whales

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Stinky wet towels and bathing suits in your laundry

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Mean birds

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Dead birds

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Seagulls stealing your shades

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Seagulls pooping out the food they stole

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Used condoms

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Having to get in the water to pee

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Sand in your shoes

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Not getting sunblock in the middle of your back

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Tanning

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Sunscreen in your eyes

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Hairy backs

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More hairy backs

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Wind

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Seaweed

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Speedos

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Thongs

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Dogs off the leash causing trouble

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Wet dogs shaking water at you

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Parking

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Naked babies

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Kids

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Crowds

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Humanity

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Bad beach bodies

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Good beach bodies

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Crabs

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Jellyfish

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Portuguese Man O' Wars

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Sharks

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More sharks

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So many sharks

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Get the hell out of here, shark, I hate you so much

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Sand around the rim of your soda can

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Sand in your car..... FOREVER

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Sand

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More sand

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Sand EVERYWHERE