Things Movies Have Taught me (11 pics)

This should be continued. There are many more funny things in movies to point out.

In the movies:

the lead actors wife is always half his age and way better looking than he deserves

None of the family members look anything alike

DNA and Ballistics analysis takes minutes instead of months

MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^ this guy is a post whore

Like naphia said, sure could see a lot more of these,

Things Movies Have Taught Me -

1. There's always some crisis or deadline
2. The best friend is there to give the right advice or support
3. The new girl comes out of her shell
4. The new guy gets the girl that he wouldn't have met were it not for the job
5. The hero shows up at exactly the right time to save the day
6. Everybody has cool jobs, or at least a cooler job than yours
7. The main characters have things or live in houses far beyond their pay scale
8. The friends always have time to get together for lavish occasions or parties
9. The dream girl or guy is richer, more witty or clever than anyone we could ever meet
10.The main action character only gets wounded, or dies at the end, but kills all the bad guys along the way
11. There's always a 'Cinderella' element in romantic comedies where the guy or girl is out of his/her league
12. There are no ugly people, except zombies

ha ha

You can unload your entire arsenal of bullets into Superman's chest and they'll just bounce off of him. But when you're out of bullets if you throw your gun at him, he'll duck.

LOL

in movie all phone number start with 555-

nice

haha so true

LOL

Yep, the plot is always the same, only the characters and scenery changes.

Haha!