How To Mummify a Friend Like an Ancient Egyptian (5 pics)

30 seconds of my life wasted.

When I move to Egypt, I will be sure to get a copy of that book. hmmmmmmmm.

love the jars

he forgot a very important detail...how to ship him back home

@ micky mike
You don't ship him back home. You contact some aliens to help you build a large pyramid and then put him inside along with huge amounts of treasure (gold, rubies etc.) Don't forget to seal it off with ancient curses (beware he who enters this tomb for his manhood will whiter and fall).

Top Ten Bookstore Pick-up Lines

10: care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?
9: when you're tired of dating "speed-readers" call me
8: you're pretty nicely stacked yourself
7: have you seen a copy of "Tax Tips for Billionaires"?
6: who's your favorite Karamazov brother?
5: I've got a great reading light next to my bed
4: I can bench press a whole stack of James Mitchener novels
3: while you're turning those pages, mind if I lick your fingers
2: you're hotter than Emily Dickinson in a tube top

#1: is that an unabridged dictionary in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

i'm now going to mummify someone!

yup
now i need to mummify someone

This was a waste of time for sure,.,,

a sarcastic way of explaining how it was done. interesting!

Gross. Burn it with fire.

nice!

glad to know! gonna request this to my parents