Mustaches and crime (infographic)

"Other than the mustache you look very much like my mother."
"But, I haven't got a mustache !"
"Yeah, but my mother has."

During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er, female juices. "But you're balder than I am," protested the customer. "True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a mustache!"

Chuck Norris may kill criminals w/mustaches, but Tom Selleck has sex with their widows.

i want a mustaches

Just because you can grow a 'stache, doesn't mean you should... only certain dudes can really pull it off. Me, for example... I just look completely ridiculous with any kind of soup strainer.

the descriptions of the first three of so were very accurate if you ask me

So who else is taking part in Movember?!

Jinxaruny,
not I... Are you?