Strange and Funny Warning Signs (25 pics)

The first one is hilarious

Do not loiter within 8,000 miles? How would they know?

First I saw don't lick the fence and thought a sign for not licking the windows would be funny. And there it was!

And what is a Schrodinger? Should I know this?

Schrodingers cat is a mathematical conundrum if I rememebr correctly. One of those things only people with too much time on their hands would worry about.

Students, college professors, etc.....

Warning - Unattended children will be sold as slaves where can i buy one?

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How stupid can the human race get? Stupid enough that we need signs like this?

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Shrodingers cat is not math, it is physics (quantum mechanics). Wikipedia has a great description for those that care.

I have seen the no "babies past this point" signs in maternity wards in hospitals. They do this to stop babies from being stolen from the hospital, as only nurses can carry the baby past that point, and if anybody else is seen with one past that point they call security.

OK, I read a little on the schrodingers cat. So, it's a cat that's both alive and dead at the same time? A canundrum? A Verschrnkung?

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Well, I don't want the Plague And 2fuzzy you're right, in fact the umbelical clip thing is an alarm sensor. The nurse forgot to remove it on my last son, and the alarm went off and all doors automatically shut locking us all down so we weren't able to leave, including that doofy nurse.

Haw, there has to be humor in life.

my fingers!